h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the H2G2 Space Centre Fire Dept. Fire Chief happyDude would like to extend a warm welcome to visitors & underlings. The ground floor contains the garage area, the first floor a rather nice themed restaurant, the second floor contains a gym and sleeping quarter's for the duty watch and we don't talk about the third floor. There is a training tower at the rear.

When Chief HappyDude is not here he can be found down the 'Cheshire Grin Inn' conducting fire safety inspection's.

Gosh its hot, I know I'm not having a hot flash. I just recieve a shipment of hormones and am now set for life. Thanks for the tuging on my hair in the tub, I like to play rough. Just play though. You sure have left a fire burning.

Damm your good!

A fire station in three levels here? Oh well, why not...

Dear Happy,
I was going to leave this note at the reception of the Foxey, but why let them wake me again. I have to go home to Louisiana this afternoon. I don't know if I will make it back this evening. I would greatly appreciate if you would take my alter-ego Cleo(patra) to the Ball with you tonight. Make sure she is dressed in a dark green cotton velvet strapless dress, almost all of the decolte is showing. Hard to stay in it actually. The feathers from her choker collar drape down over her shoulderblades and caress her two magnificently exposed mammelians.(Check the Fish Tank, for that reference, and goad Marv, Patron Saint of the Tea Caddy about it) Cleo also has her eyelids painted a deep irridescent emerald green and her mask is incorporated into the
Eye of Horas Black Insignia she wears as part of her eyemakeup.(Styled from research of the real makeup style of Ancient Egypt - Cleo is a true incarnation and makes her entrance to the ball with a song by the Bangles "Walk like an Egyptian". She has her harem girls dresessed in chiffon scarves, pastel colors, a la Stevie Nicks design, they follow her omnipotent presence and fan out amongst the crowd creating a dominating extension of exotica whereever she moves on the floor. Amongst the crowd she she glitters above her gold and satin headband, a large peacock feather in the center of her head rising as the temperature of the room does when she moves about it. You can find her on your arm, or majestically standing beside you whereever you are at the ball tonight. (I will have to ask my ballet teacher, for the picture she took at a dance I choreographed and costumed and send it to you) It's all true. Enjoy the Ball, if I'm not there in presence, I am there telepathically thinking of you. Worlds of Love, JLC the TTp

TO JLC: 'It will be a pleasure'

TO ACE: 'Hey why not? Hope you don't mind, please be very careful on the third floor!'

Rgd's

Chief Happy

What kind of vehicle have you got?

It's a bicycle with three gears and cowhorn handlebars, its painted bright red, It tow's a red wheelbarrow containing the fire fighting equipmeant (Two buckets full of sand and a damp towel).

I'ma bit jeleous of JLP's alta-ego, Cleo. I would like to have a tour of your fire tower, even though I missed the ball last night (I was in fruition). I too have a cowhorn handled bike although there's no buckets on the back, just pink fluffy toy rabbits.

Betha

pink fluffy toy rabbits, now your talking my language!



my fluffy toy rabbit is white with back spots.



Fire Tower, sure anytime as long as you bring a flufffy pink rabbit.

last message for 'back' read 'black'.

I'm moving in now. Thanks alot man! My private line on the 3rd floor is http://www.h2g2.com/F52244?thread=74915&post=573765 (I hope this links so you won't have to cut and paste it in)

For those of you who don't know Yowuzupman is in charge of the H2G2 Space Centre Demolitions & Exposives Section, which is based on the third floor of this building, you will find the access code for the lift (elevator) in post 12.

Be Happy

Chief HappyDude

Ta, but, you get the idea, in all previous post repalce building with sub-section ? that ok?

Yeah, ok

Chief Happy returning from a visit to the third Floor is very impressed by the new Demolitions Labs (http://www.h2g2.com/A433261) that has been set up in the old table tennis room.

Happy, I/m at my freiend's house, actually the farm house, her name is Anna. I was so excited trying to get hotmail to you, that I wrote in the wrong address, Message was really hot too.
Call me now, check in on Anna. She needs the moral support. I will be here Thursday nite. She is cooking then.
Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

Dear Happy,
Do me, Do me, Do me right here and now. I'm on fire.
I will hotmail you as soon as I can I got confused and wrote the wrong address I was so excited.
Wol, guess who...I will be here Thurs. nite too.
I am using Aol at Anna's, it's slow and so I would never go here.
uless I had to Give me real time instant gratification.
WOL

Sorry to interfere, but couldn't this kind of messages be left on Happy's page instead of here??