h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You enter a very very messy workshop even more so than before the time warp, everywhere there are pieces of explosive devices, explosives, radioactive stuff and here and there you see a couple of workmen building things but really not getting anywhere….unless it's important…..

Ahh, I believe that we where discussing a trade of tiny or an SBD, I'd like to propose a different exchange…you come work for me as my equal and we shall share our information and resources…ok?

*Raises eyebrows* Agreed. How will I be paid? What shall we work on first?

You will be paid in credits or platinum discs that are automatically put into your account. These can be accessed via his card..
*holds up a card with the letters H2G2 space center on it*...
we shall discuss what we are going to build later, here's your card


come now have a drink...

*UH, deputy master of demolitions and sometime voodoo king walks through the door.*

Finally got my work permit through (you do remember that I got the job, right?)

*Accepts card and drink from yo*
Thank you. Now let us get down to business.

*Hands Yo a 1" X 1" box and a sheet of paper*
This is a small version of the silent but deadly. It make no more noise than a whisper and will take out a 10' X 10' area.

*Nods at uncle heavy*
I was unaware that you were the demolitions man. I was lead to believe that it was Yowuzupman.

I'm his assitant. But I forgot for about 2 months.

yeah, I woundered if you where ever going to come

*begins to analyse the sbd*

So, what gives?

nothing, just coming up with off the wall devices and trying to build them... Xerces built me an sbd and I'm figuring out how it works... so far it's a normal day

capische. what are these things for?

weapons for my ship, your arsenal, Xerces's arsenal and for sale, trade etc, and oh by the way, I just put us on lockdown.

OK then. I can make deliverys if you want.

*Xerces strolls in carrying a 2'x 2' crate*
There are enough supplies in here to make about 24 2"X 2" SBDs or one large one for a rocket minus the engine.

*Sets down the crate and smiles at Yo*
Your choice, lots of little ones or a big one?

[Yo]John, come help us with this rocket.....

*makes himself useful*

*gets to work*

*several hours later a 4 ft tall by 1 ft wide prototype rocket is ready. The engine is set to break away upon impact ensuring the quietest explosion possible*

On what shall we test our rocket?

the alabaster house?