h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I feel that it ought to be mentioned that the floods happening in South England are disastrous around all towns and cities that have rivers flowing through them. Except the one that I live in, where the floods are pathetic. The puddles aren't even as large as they usually are after a lot of rain. I also feel that it ought to be mentioned that driving through these puddles and spraying innocent pedestrians intelligently walking on the pavement as opposed to walking on the road is NOT FUNNY.
So if you are one of the people who purposely drive through puddles to soak pedestrians would you kindly cease from behaving in this absurd and evil way from hereby after.
Thank you.

well living here on the hoen-felt (high clearing) we get minimal flooding but from our window you can see lots of pretty water all the way out to Steyning. It also obstructed our route to school quite substantially. Though i didn't manage to miss any of the exams last week *mutters in an angry type way*

...is not funny at all, quite so...
Even if it means holding everyone else up by slowing down almost to a halt, my mum would never drive through a puddle...
...unless it was at me, but that's another story...

GOOD!!!!!
Good for your mum!!!

...apart from soaking you, obviously - that's just evil. As I think I mentioned...


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