h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Leeeet the heathens spill theirs
Ooon the dusty ground
Goood will make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found...

Five-on-one; the five knuckle shuffle...

Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool
Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Hehe, well you should have never posted here. That will teach you.

Too right, or they could get kicked out of h2g2.
And by the way, I can't belive I'm talking about this.

I can't beleive you all forgot "flogging the dolphin". just don't let jack shannon know i said that. anyways, jokes are almost always discriminatory against someone, whether it's gays or blondes or poles or road crossing chickens. don't be such prudes. if you're going to defend an alternate lifestyle, be it feathered or not, have the temerity to take a joke.

I can take a joke, but all I am saying is when does a couple of jokes about the same minority in a row, becomes down right bigotry and/or racism?

I can come up with some cruel jokes myself, but take for example jokes about aboriginals in Australia, as soon as one person starts on them, you end up with close to 50 jokes in a row. Soon the jokes stop and the 'discussion' starts, but really it is plain right discrimination.

Jokes are always at some one or some things expense, and people have to deal with it, but as I ask 'when does joking around stop and discrimination start?'

Good point.
Answer: none.

you all are an odd sort aren't you???

yup.

thought so. ok, i kinda like odd sorts anyway, they are GREAT fun at parties! by the way;
1) condoms: i am sorry to say i cannot be of much help as i am female and have no need for them, though i am upset that so much potential fun is wasted by not allowing us female types to join you.
2)joke discrimination: this comes when people do not have the ability to laugh at themselves. everyone should be able to look at anything and see the humor in it, it keeps life interesting and hey, what fun is life if you cannot laugh. it is not at someone elses expence it is only in fun after all.

My dear monshari, you _can_ join in; there are such things now as female condoms. As for the masturbation issue, I have found that while it may not signifigantly improve the experience, w**king while wearing a rubber does provide an alternative and not altogether unpleasant sensation. Finally, concerning the eupha... the nice words that mean naughty words, rent the movie Grunpy Old Men. Its chock full of 'em.

related to this topic is the following:

on one of those pet rescue type programmes the other week, a little orphan monkey was featured, it had not been named by its carers and the presenter invited viewers to e.mail suggestions.
Around 10,000 replies were recieved, the most popular with 1800 suggestions was "spank"

why thank-you Researcher 47069, i have so been enjoying this lively little conversation.
as for the female condoms, i will just have to take your word for it as they just don't seem as if they would be much fun at all.

They actually MAKE female condoms?!?

Davion, i see you had about the same reaction i did when i read about it. i cannot see the sense in a female condom, i still think it is just one of those things someone made up and does not really exist! besides that, where would you put a female condom? i mean what is to say.........well, i don't know what i mean to say, what can you say about a female condom?????? someone help me here!

HELP? How? The damage is already done.

oh my!, i was afraid of that
well, in that case, pass me one of those condoms and i'll try to figure this whole thing out. oh boy, the things i get myself into (pardon the pun please)

I don't have one! Jeez, what would I be doing
with...O.K, O.K, forget I said it.
Oh, god!

Davion, I do believe you have just succeeded in stepping in it deeper than i did up there a moment ago