h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This be the second thread of the inside of my house - do take a seat and some jam sponge

which room's this thread based in Tim?

*bounces through the room still jibbering manically due to thought of being grilled*

Hi Tim! Jibber jibber jibber jibber...

Er... was ment to be inside at first, but then outside, I was none too bright!

I shall make a green house soon, but for now this is outside

*while talking, loses step, and falls into small pond*

If this is outside then what of Grilled Blob (and no fun)?

*looks around at walls and sofa and sponge that keep appearing and disappearing at random*

'Nonnie

* Looks sternly at walls and sofa. They disappear permanently

Sorry about that 'nonnie but the reality round here is awful. You should get it seen to,Tim.

Er, that thread should be inside, but I think walls and sofa go well outside, dont you?

*plops to ground as sofa disappears, shivers at sudden breeze*

Ya know, I think that storm isn't far off now.

'Nonnie

* Pulls staff from bag and smites ground with it, which splits open

*Pulls stuff from jacculus's bag, and smites him with it, who splits open*

* Stitches self together again before smiting Tim with staff (spelt with an *A*) and is surprised when he splits into five

Decides that 5 peices are harder to hit than one, and so jumps around randomly

* Lies down on ground and goes to sleep

Thinks stuff is spelled with a u, whereas staff is spelled with an a, but if Tim wanted to pull stuff out, that's perfectly alright.. it's his garden, after all.

'Nonnie

* wakes up briefly...

Good point,'Nonnie.

* ... but goes to sleep again.

Oohm, er, yes, that should be staff