h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have started four football chants in my life. The third one was published in a book. The fourth tops even that.

Many of you will know how much I detest Silvio Berlusconi and all he stands for. So when Paolo Maldini stepped up to the podium to collect his losers medal, and I piped up with "Three-nil, and you f***ed it up!" and the entire pub joined in with me...

...well, if you could bottle these moments and sell them, you could make a few quid.

Nice one...

... although I have to say, I felt sorry for the two Milan fans watching amidst a sea of delirious Liverpool fans at the pub I was in last night. At least some people (including myself) managed to commiserate with them at the end before they left.

I agree totally about Berlusconi, too.

I've just remembered Being somewhat tired and emotional last night, I started singing it again as I cycled past the bus stop outside Manor House tube station, and I got cheers and applause as I went past them!

I've hardly ever been cheered for anything before in my life

Ah, what it is to bask in reflected glory

I had to laugh at the Liverpool fan they interviewed on the radio this morning - he left at half time.

went all the way to istanbul and then left at halftime? now THAT'S STUPID!