h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AHHHHHH ... but until then, you can practice on the H2G2 beach

Courtesy

Off to the beach eh. As soon as I find out what you hosers did with my beer.

Take off you knob I didn't hork it Check in your stomach

Courtesy

As members of HRASC, what do we do about the Bikini competition at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229367
?

I just knew I'd find flashers here.

Sign me up please. I have a swimming pool right outside my front door (it's a courtyard), and I am beginning to feel apprehensive. If youse guys are driving the sharks from _your_ beaches, the chances are getting better that a shark will drive up the I-4 from the Gulf and use my pool.

*dons sunglasses just in case there's any more flashing*

Lil

Well Blue the price of freedom is vigilance. All we can do is put up Land Shark netting, and patrol the shorelines.

Of course, this is a great way for us to bring our message to the masses. We should make sure that ONLY contestants are wearing bikinis and that once the judging is done all bikinis are done away with

Courtesy

Ahh Lil I'm glad you got it

Courtesy

...and of course when naked you have a more intimate relationship with your towel - the vigorous groin drying motion - Sign me up.

Any thoughts on "car sharks"? - used car salespeople

Sign me up 4 this now!!!!!!!
I hate swimwear. Personally I wouldn't mind the skids that wear them getting eaten by the sharks, but that would be cruel for the sharks.
I can do any form of terrorist action on behalf of H.R.A.S.C., I have the People's Army on my side.

And, I too have a gaping shark wound picture. Not quite as big as the one up there (it's a leg wound), but nevertheless it's a big gaping hole in the leg and v disgusting.

Like I said, sign me up please.

Watch out... watch out... there's a Greebo about...

Me never wears anything... not even on the beach... can me be signed up or not?????? ~frowning grin~

Of course you can - just make sure your doughnuts don't attract any sharks!
BTW - I moved the beach.

I figure that as soon as I've got my name up on that page I'll go straight to the hottub and sort out any swinwear there.
Don't anyone try to do it for me please. I've got something special planned for them!

Sign me up anything to makt the world a safer place... however as an avid diver I have to respectfully request that fins and masks be taken off the swim wear list as most all shark victems were wearing neither and they are vital peices of equipment to any diver.

I had never realised the link between "bathers" and shark attacks. I confess, my fellow sharks and I love people in clothes, thats why we do it. We cant resist, we're out of control and we need help. You can aid us by not wearing the swimwear. But also spare a thought to those poor crocodiles who are also unable to control their urges. Please sign me up for H.R.A.S.C. I'm sick of sitting in the Spa pool waiting for victims. It would be more help if people were naked before getting in.

I had never realised the link between "bathers" and shark attacks. I confess, my fellow sharks and I love people in clothes, thats why we do it. We cant resist, we're out of control and we need help. You can aid us by not wearing the swimwear. But also spare a thought to those poor crocodiles who are also unable to control their urges. Please sign me up for H.R.A.S.C. I'm sick of sitting in the Spa pool waiting for victims. It would be more help if people were naked before getting in.

I suppose it's time for the traditional:
ECHO!!!!

O-O-O-O.....

It's not really fair to take the piss out of echo-posters. I'm sure we've all done it before at some point.

Oh I've seen plenty of people take the piss. It just seems traditional. I've echo-posted before, but always followed it up with an "oh fukkit" or something.

Anyway, what's all this O-O-O-O stuff? Don't wind me up bub please.

Sorry, it was me trying to put in an funny echo-o-o-o-o joke. It won't happen again.

Oh I don't mind the joke, it's you trying to cover your tracks that bugs me.
Still, no real harm done. Let's put it all behind us and try to attract new members .