h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, there was a sexuality course at school (which was very informative as we made our own questions and I learned that many of my classmates had had sex and all of them with whores...). Anyway, one question was about masturbation. The guy told us that the problem with it was that if you did it too much you could get a little problem that ruins your sex life. The... sperm comes out very quickly, making sex too short.

Were your classmates women or men?
That's a stupid question! Of course, you were talking about men talking about women!
What were they when they did it with somebody they considered a whore?
You know, I wish somebody would explain it to me once again why a woman is a whore and a man is not!

And obviously, you know nothing!
Doctors recommend masterbation as a technique to prolong. You have to bring yourself to the point, and then slow down, breathe deep, and learn to control.

Well, they went to a table and had sex with someone. This is in Mexico, and getting women at tables to sleep with you is easier (I don't know out of experience, though). Well, I don't think there are many male prostitutes. Maybe because the one that pays for the 'service' runs the risk of pregnancy...

Frood- I was about to blast you major!
So, they were prostitutes?

Well, I'll tell you why there aren't many male prostitutes!
Any woman-Any time- can find a man to have sex with her!
It is a truth!
I don't care how stupid or ugly- men will screw her!

Now, you tell me why that is true.....

Re No male prostitutes.

I am afraid I must disagree with you on this, having seen several programmes on the square eye induction device. They just don't go be the same name, in this case "Escort" was the preferred.

For example, an attractive but busy business woman would use an escort from an agency, because she could have sex without the possibility of having to fire the guy if he was a co-worker. Or having to put up with all the gossip that would circulate in the office. She needed sex, but not the "Relationship".

As for the any woman any time bit, there is only one way that you could back up that statement, and that's by doing it. I suggest you go careful.

Why would work be the only place besides an escort service she could find sex without the relationship?
I've heard all together too many times about men in bars looking for one night stands!
And, on the try out bit, I am engaged to my 12 year sweetheart and we are getting married in October. I am 25. You do the math.

Sorry if I offended anyone, I'm not very knowledgeable (SP?) about prostitutism, escort services, etc...

Err... I forgot to add this before... but why did you want to blast me?

They had sex- all of them with whores......
It appeared as though you meant all women who would have sex with these guys in this fashion would be whores.

She Who Gratifies Gravity.

The thing with the lady in question was that because she was a busy successful business woman, she maybe didn't have the time or the inclination to hang around in bars to pick up a guy. You must remember that these guys who work for the agencies are "Professionals" and as such can be relied on to be discreet charming, well mannered, not at all flatulent, generally good looking and to put it bluntly, a goog sh*g! You can't say that about the majority of Joe Soaps waiting in bars for a one night stand.

Did you say you were marrying a 12 year old?

Only teasing, I wish you both the best of luck for your happy day. Be sure to let us all see the pictures!!

Re: Male Prostitutes.

There are quite a number of these, and no the person paying for the service does not run the risk of pregnancy because they have yet to find a way for a man to make another man pregnant.

Bassman

This conversation feels hostile.
I may have started it out on that note.
I incorrectly perceived the posting about the classmates.

And, my statement meant my fiancee has been my sweetheart for 12 years.
(Off and On)
He joined the Marines and was gone for four years, but we kept in touch.

You sound like an advocate for prostitution. Do you feel it should be legal?

So, anyone want to get back to the topic?

Oops. Forgot about that... but you know what I meant

And BTW, haven't you seen Junior?

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Congratz, She Who blah blah.

She Who Gratifies Gravity.

I apologise if I seem to have been going for the jugular.

I saw an Oprah show the other day where a man was commenting to a lady about the way she dressed. There was another woman asking the lady what she felt the guy had said, and what he actually did say. The two were totally different.

I did say that I was only teasing about the 12 year old bit....maybe you looked over that because you were offended, so for that I apologise again.

So, is your man still serving in the Marines? I did sixteen and a half years in the Royal Air Force.

As for prostitution, I don't think I ever considered if it should be made legal or not, mainly because I've never had the need, if you catch my drift. It does seem somewhat hypocritical of society in general to be so permissive about pornography, and so restrictive of prostitution. I think that if it were made legal, it should be licenced, health checked and kept off street corners. Governments would gain in tax revenue raised, and save on policing. I am no expert, but I wouldn't expect there to be for example any more violent crime against prostitutes if it were legalised.

This next bit will be open to a great deal of conjecture:

I think that if someone feels the need to use a pro, then the fact that it is illegal isn't going to stop them. Therefor I don't believe that there would be a great upturn in prostitution if it were legalised. Maybe a bit until the novelty wore off!! I may be wrong and there are no doubt loads of experts that would argue different.

So to get things back on the original track....

I don't need a prostitute, because I'm well practised and satisfied with bashing the bishop, visiting Madan Palm and her 5 frisky daughters, jodding off, etc, etc, etc.........

There seems to be some misunderstanding about the word "whores". The exact meaning of the word is "female prostitutes". She who gratifies gravity seems to think it is being used as an insult. I think the equivalent male word is "gigolo", a male prostitute, although I'm not sure about this.

Hi!!! Pls introduce with my partner...(my right hand)) ROFL!!!
The biggest problem is ; the first speed ejaculation...coz , as u know sperm rush out to anywhere..u can't control usually...(watch out! at ur eyes)) rofl!!!
And , maybe ur hand and tool forming callus...)) rofl!!!
But there re some usefull things about masturbation : like u can lay anyone u want...(it depends to ur imagination))
and my answer 2 the first commentator is : SEX ; grows on ur brain , not in ur hand or in ur penis...
and a little comic advice about masturbation :
Masturbation is funny but not a game..it s like banging a tennis ball , to the brick wall..if u want a game..u must have a partner...(from the movie : american pie...Jim's daddy..))
p.s. : and don't try to masturbate with a pie at home..rofl!!!
whatever...take it easy..

Have you tried a raw steak?

Would that be straight from the refridgerator, or at room temperature?

Ouch!

Actually I do think prostitution should be legalised, for many of the reasons outlined above.
I think we would have a much healthier society if most men were at peace with their needs. Less tense and aggressive. (I have a friend who is a very keen sportsman - also a very good one. He says sex takes away his edge because it takes away the aggression. . .)
Imagine a world where young (and not so young) men spent all evening in the whorehouse instead of the pub.
Women could feel safe there to. Not many men trying to hit on them.
Hmm.
(School Careers Advisors?)

That should be liver, at room temperature ;.)