h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With his inane chatter

he's mad as a hatter

And too far gone to mend

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There was a young boy named Ben

took a ride on Tokyo's Shinkansen

Bullet Train

It went very quick

made him feel so sick

He threw up over his friend Den

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A young alcoholic from far far away

was guzzling his whiskey one day

He drank Canada dry

ate some small fry

Then danced a fandango! OLE !! (pronounced "olay", otherwise seems even more stupid)



The castagnettes clicked and then clacked

Seems like everyone here is quite swacked!

As they dance and sway

down Mexico-way,

before they go home to get packed.........

(because my holiday is over!!)




So it's back to the city I go.

With a Hee and A Hi and A Ho

I'd sooner stay here
And drink some more beer

but I gotta go earn some more dough!






My banker's a very nice chap,

He likes me to sit on his lap

(hi marnoult and ug, I'm back from holidays too!)

Now, that gets his interest!

and he gets my left breast