h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finding it a bit cramped inside the ever so small paddy-wagon all the bluehairs begin glancing about at each other wondering who tipped off the cops and just how they are to go about regaining their clothing*

*suddenly the paddy-wagon doors re-open as kheldar and pandora are tossed inside FULLY CLOTHED!!*
*the bluehairs go wild*
why should you remain clothed when we are forced to travel while letting it all hang out??
*they begin to close in on pandora and kheldar so as to strip them of their clothing as well*

I personally blame Wowbagger for all this! He ALWAYS ends up naked wherever he is! Now... can I have my cardie back dearie... it's a little cold in here with that door open!
shazzPRME

*ossifer monsy grins wickedly at shazz and begins to light the first bit of evidence to test its purity*
cold you say??? *slams paddy-wagon door closed and laughs out loud*
now your not cold!!!!
*ossifer monsy looks about one last time before instructing ossifer barney to drive while she tests the evidence some more*

"But I made a FULL confession-stop that! (smack) I told them it was ALL my fault! (Hey, watch what you're grabbing) Fine. Embarrass yourselves by sitting naked next to ME! (do you mind?) There's no call for this! Don't make me use these finger nails! (smack) Keep your wrinkles to yourselves! (swat) Get off me! (hiss) My Hell!!! What?"
*calls out for Prez to help her..."I'll make it worth your..." *Someone places a clammy hand over Pandora's mouth*

*Sits grinning in the corner, obviously enjoying the view*

Oh my heavens! This is almost as much fun as that "little incident" that Coely had to bail me out from in our village last summer!

Anyone for a round of strip poker?? *Cackles insanely*

Whee! Oops! Do excuse me!

*Grabs a hold of the nearest YOUNG MAN as the vehicle takes a corner too quickly, throwing its occupants about in the back.*

"Meanwhile, back at *headquarters*, NM is listening to Pink Floyd on the headset, wondering where Ossifer Monsy and Deputy Barney have got off to"

.......just an earthbound distant light!!!.....

NM

*Pandora has withdrawn into herself & lets the buzz carry her away from all this trauma...I have become comfortly numb*

*HA! Check the spelling back there! Guess I have become...*

*Begins giggling to herself. Winks at her girlfriends. They haven't had so much fun in years!!*

Kheldar, it was wonderful how you sprayed down those vicious dogs back there. Too bad Babel didn't think fast enough to react. I was proud of you.

*Returns Mari-Rae's wink*

This is a rather long ride we're having to "the nick" and I wonder how much further it is...

*Stands to peer out of the very small window of the paddy waggon*

Pandora! Snap out of it! Do you know where we are? I do hope there are lots of nice policemen with big truncheons at the police station!

*The waggon takes yet another corner too quickly and Gwennie falls to the floor*

Oh, my! At this rate I'm going have my girlish body covered in bruises.

*The others regards Gwennie with raised eyebrows at her last comment and choke on any comments that come to mind*

*Pandora remains in the state of the twilght zone nobody saw her pop those muscle relaxers *

"comfortly"?.......****snicker***......I feel better already!

No worries folks.....the paddywagon will arrive at its' destination very soon!

NM

Excuse me peeps! :-) Please would you go here and take a vote on which forum we're going to carry on in until the retirement village is ready to move in to. Ta muchly!!! :-) http://www.h2g2.com/F27622?thread=58959&latest=1

My this cardie isn't covering much.
And anyway Shazz - you're usually to blame for my nekkidness anyway. You're jus' jealous 'coz ossfier monsy got in first.

*Oolan in insect guise, finds exiting the paddy wagon impossible...getting past all these naked persons. Oolan buzzes about frantically yelling...Let Me Out!! In the style of David Hedison in ther original version of 'The Fly!!'*

Ommmppphhh!!! Just hit something floppy,fleshy and VERY naked..!!

In the words of the great Alfred E. Newman......."YEEAACHHHH!!!!"

NM

"A.E.H. ahy? Now I'm snickering "

Are we there yet? ( long pause ) Are we there yet? ( long pause ) Are we there yet? ( long pause ) Are we there yet? ( long pause ) Are we there yet? ( long pause ) Are we there yet? ( long pause )

"Go back...far, far back in time...you are getting sleepy...VERY, very
sleepy. Now go back to where you started...and just allow yourself to sleep"...