h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Try the donuts. You'll be enchanted
Read the menu at
http://www.h2g2.com/A254378
Having difficulty choosing from our wide selection?
-Ask Eomando, my deputy or me for a Surprise Donut!
Joanna
(coffee supplied by the Aroma Café at http://www.h2g2.com/A202924 )

Oh, oh, I'm first here!!!

Can I have a mobius in a toffee/honey EBA please.

One mobius in an EBA coming up
*hands over donut*
How are you today? And, since you were knighted a bit ago, why isn't it Sir Garius Lupus???

Anyway....

... I have to get ready to go out

OK for all those who reached the end of the last stall and came here witjout reading the backlog

There is a change for you to show respect and sympathy wil the Leeds United fans killed last night by adding you scarf over at http://www.h2g2.com/A293438


Thank you for yout time normal self service has been resumed.

*insert normal service moan.*

*hunts around for doughnuts*

*Finds a JD in the back of the fridge *

Just the one?

Hmm. *sets up an easel and squints artistically*
BlueSlider and Garius Lupius, what do you look like / want to look like on the Donut Stall float?

Gary's a werewolf so no probs there, right.

*Walks in*
Hi everyone
*Takes a JD*
How are we all?
*Takes a bite*
Awww, damn, I've spilt Jam over my white suit

Boots, Blue Jeans and a cowboy hat will do me

Combats should do me being a grunt, but since i'm deaded, I *have* to wear a white suit. I'm not complaining, I think I look rather sharp
*Makes efforts to mop up jam*

Hello, all.

*Reads backlog*

Well, so someone's finally making the donut stall float. You know, Garius might wanna look like he does at the Aroma Cafe. Not exactly a werewolf, but . . . anyway, I don't know. Just making small talk.

Um, has anyone seen Ampton? He stole my Pan-Dimensional channel changer. And, well, it could get . . . bad. I need it back, not all of the bugs are out, and I just don't wanna see, oh, I don't know, the leader of the Krylma forming an army on the beach. So, if you see Ampton, tell me. Please.

*Runs out to install the snow cannon. Just for fun, shoots an old forum. Then, runs off to find Ampton*

hmm. Everybody wants to look human. I can't do human very well. Blueslider might end up being a pair of boots, blue jeans and a cowboy hat, literally.
Afgncaap5, what do you want to look like? A detective? (I'm not sure what physical traits a holistic detective has but I'll have a go)
Oh pants. I've overdone my chips. Why is h2g2 so addictive?

*walks in slowly on acount of being sick*

*gets herself a Snow Rainbow*

*writes a note*
Peregrin-The only things needed to depict me are; black clothes, black futuristic platform boots, and blonde hair with a pink stripe.
*tacks note on notice board*

*leaves just as slowly as she entered*

Late night munchies require donuts
*helps self to chocolate supreme*

Looks like I'm first here this morning.

*Takes a coffee EBA and leaves a note for Affy*


Hi Affy,
I've found Ampton, and has somehow managed to move the Lost Property Office to http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=46026
Croz

*Joanna walks in, puts out jam donut for BS in the event that he wants a late breakfast, and bakes a PM in the event that he wants it for lunch; bakes a blueberry jam donut for DD's lunch, and fills up a stock of Donuts in Donuts...*