h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

CAT scans and breakfast. Well, I best be going now. I have the rest of the afternoon for other chores. I'll probably be back in the evening. *gets up and leaves*

A mess in the Gents?
*goes to broom closet and opens door*
Bot, there's a problem in the gents. Would you dispatch yourself down there and see to it please? Use your judgment.

*puts water on to boil for tea*

i'll take some of that tea, if you dont mind.
i'm getting my afternoon sleepyness.

well it's time i'm off for class - dont worrie i'll be back later
bye all!
*grabs tea and nwespaper to read in class and exits the store*

Weardest thing, I sat there, heard you all and was unable to reply. Very "out of body".

Good to hear about you scan Lil!

Odra, after today I would advise Ibook. I think it's just frustration speaking here but I really didn't like this.
a belated "Hi" to everybody I unfortunately had to "ignore" today.

See you in the morning.

*walks out still a bit shacky, waving*

Wanders in from the Ministry of Silly Walks walking a bit shacky...

*bustles in from the back with a carrier full of DIY stuff*
Hi y'all, be with you in a just a minute or two!

*quickly takes all mugs off shelves, pops off shelves, removes brackets, and prises formica marble off wall, revealing nice fieldstone underneath*
*puts up new vertical bracketing, restores wooden shelves, and puts back all the mugs, plus a couple of new ones*
*stands back to admire her handiwork at http://www.h2g2.com/A345476 *

Shall I make some green tea, Looney? Have you had a good day?

Excellent work on the shelf, though the enigmatic card on the bottom shelf has me wondering a bit....

Green tea will be excellent on this wet and chilly winter day in Godzone were I am frantically trying to balance the dart club books ahead of tonight's meeting.

*walks inside* It's been a busy day. *looks at the IIEM* I feel like..... ice water, with a lemon. *a glass of water with a slice of lemon is produced*

Did I not explain the postcard? Vlad sent it. He said it's a yak.

*pours green tea into earthenware cups and gives one to Looney*
Looney, can I make you Entity in Charge of High-Quality Water for Making Green Tea?

*picks up the saxophone and plays a little ditty someone sent him*

Sing along with me if you know the tune:

I ordered a skim latte,
And it didn't come hotte,
This is happening quite a lotte!

I guess you wonder why?
Well now I'll tell you,
And I swear my tale is true,
It's because a star walked in the door...(drum fill)

(Chorus)
Molly Shannon gets her coffee - faster than me!
Every time I go to Starbuck's it's the same old story!

My coffee is always thwarted
Until Molly has departed,
They treat me fine,
but when they see her it's like I've just farted.
I order first,
I have an overwhelming thirst,
But it's the same old story...

Molly Shannon gets her coffee - faster than me!
Every time I go to Starbuck's ,
I'm reminded that I'm a nobody!

(Repeat chorus and Fade out)

Simulpost. Lil, I would be honoured to hold the post. I must warn you that on occassion the water may turn into wine....

*shuffles in, looking disheveled, wet, and rather tired.*

l dislike buses.

Oh, hello, all.
Could l have a blackcurrant tea with honey, please? Very hot?

hello everyone! Just checked out the mugs- you're great Lil.

I'm so upset, someone sent me one of those horrible 'If you don't pass this on you'll die' chainmails.

Thank you Tabitha! I've just set up the new thread for tomorrow, not before time for Looney -- see you over there. http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=61529&post=452788

*wonders in from the hot muggy air, hair all frizzed out*
can i get an iced coffee please?

Lil - i love the mugs, they're quite fitting

Tabitha - did the chain mail atleast have a funny joke attached to it?

*makes mental note to try and start an "if you do pass this on, you'll die" chainmail. Wonders if habitual forwarding reflex will overcome her suspicion that this entire project may be fundamentally flawed*