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caffeine, oh how I crave for thou!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Aug 27, 2001
After a tiring day doing nothing but answering the occasional call and farting on the net, I crave my comfy slippers, dressing gown and a cup of the magic liquid, 
! Not quite the uisge beatha, but good enough for a Monday evening....
caffeine, oh how I crave for thou!
Bina-baby: Thingite grand-high publicist & Prof of purpology (h2g2 uni of mice) Posted Aug 30, 2001
alarm clock rings...reach right hand in direction of
1- the offending clock,
2- kettle button.
3- Sleep.
4- Kettle boils, reach and pour into waiting mug containing nescafe, sugar & whitener.
5-Sit up, lift mug to lips & drink.
6-Reach bottom of cup
7-repeat from step 2
8-reach bottom of 2nd mug
9-open eyes
10- continue steps 4 to 6 on a regular basis in order to function as near-human.
bina-baby xx
caffeine, oh how I crave for thou!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 30, 2001
getting jittery, need more
Oh look now! See what you've gone and done now fords, you and your jitters!
caffeine, oh how I crave for thou!
Hati Posted Aug 30, 2001
Maybe you'd like to join the busiest conversation of the Caf�? http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=136541&post=1270968#p1270968
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