A Conversation for The Café
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 21, 2001
ACK! What am I gonna DO with you??
[The twins start crying.]
[Mog] ACK! Darkman, you seem to have scared them more than if you'd just carried them down!
[Mog starts climbing down. The silhouette guy is now completely invisible, and he follows him. Mog gets about halfway down.]
[Invisible] Look at me, my eyebrows are connected! G'fa ha ha!
[Mog] 
Yes, you're beautiful.
[Invisible] Like a Russian dwarf hamster?
[Mog] WHAT???
[Mog eventually reaches the bottom. He hugs the twins and says comforting words, and they somehow manage to calm down.]
[Red Guy] Hey! It's the invisible man with the gold tooth and whose eyebrows are connected! Let's go, champ!
[Exeunt Red Guy and probably the invisible guy. Mog looks over to the éfaC and sees the IIEM's counterpart]
[Mog] Hey! It's the IIEM! We can go home now!
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 21, 2001
> ACK! What am I gonna DO with you??
The feeling is mutual! 
WAIT! I think something's ... not quite right.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 21, 2001
[Mog] What do you mean? [steps up to the IIEM]
[The scene whirls around them. Battle scene:]
[Mog, Darkman, Massa, Meuny]
[VS]
[IIEM Double]
[Music: The Mani Mani/Mr. Carpainter/Starman boss theme]
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 22, 2001
[Darkman makes a supreme effort to slice the IIEM Double in half. It does not work as well as it possibly can because it's made of sterner stuff than paper.]
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 22, 2001
[Massa uses "Strength Up" on Mog. Meuny uses "Bolt 2" on the IIEM Double. Mog rams into the IIEM Double.]
[The IIEM Double generates improbability. An infinite number of gerbils appears. Their combined mass forms a wormhole, out of which a 12-foot gerbil appears and smashes into Our Heroes And Extremely Young Heroine. Everything involved except the IIEM Double then vanishes.]
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 22, 2001
[uses a really powerful sword skill to try to do the IIEM Double once and for all]
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 22, 2001
[The IIEM Double bashes Darkman in the stomach.] [[Meteor]] [Meuny raises his hands and is surrounded by a red glow. Then a hole in the Space-Time Continuum appears, and several asteroids fall out of it and smash into the IIEM Double. I'm not sure of any appliances that /can/ withstand asteroidial (sp?) impact, but the IIEM Double fails to do so. The scene around them goes crazy, almost as if someone had poured hydrochloric acid onto a film as it was running, and then they find themselves in front of the normal Aroma Caf�.] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=120700&latest=1
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