A Conversation for The Café
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Dizzy H. Muffin Started conversation Jun 14, 2001
[Mog] Wowie! Those weird neon colors look even /stranger/ here!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 14, 2001
[Mog] Then don't. Erm, we seem to have just appeared quite some way from the éfaC. It's gone.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 15, 2001
[Mog] We're in the middle of tseroF kcijaM ehT, of course! I think, from what I remember when I was last in here, that we ought to go this way.
[Mog heads off in the indicated direction and promptly slams into an invisible wall]
[Mog] Eeeeaaaauuuughhhh!
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 16, 2001
Hey, what? [maneuvers around a neon-colored bush to get to Mog, but crashes into another invisible barrier] D'MPH!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Mog] Careful! Er, let's ask that guy over there!
[A strange looking guy is standing with a stupid grin on his face]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Man] Hi-ho! I'm Mud!
[Mog] Er, hi.
[Mud] Are you from the Universe?
[Mog] Er ... yeah ...
[Mud] Funny, it seems like you are. Er, no, wait -- Ah. Welcome from the Universe to the Re-Verse.
[Mog] The name sounds appropriate.
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 16, 2001
You're tellin' me!
Now, er, Mud, how do we get to the éfaC citamorA from here?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Mud] Ah. You cannot approach the éfaC -- the way to do it is behind me, by the way -- unless you have with you the invisible man with the gold tooth who has one eyebrow.
[Mog] How are we supposed to find HIM??
[Mud] Look around.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Mog looks around.]
[He sees two people in the distance: a plain-faced man in grey, and a bozo in red.]
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 16, 2001
Who's that guy in red? Mog, it's hard to deal with characters when you only give short descriptions like that.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Mog] All right, I'll do the interaction.
[Weirdo In Red] I like to sharpen! I sharpen you! You want me sharpen you?
[Mog] Um ... no.
[Weirdo] Okay! Me like sharpen you! [casts a spell on Mog, causing him to look like a badly made CG image in that he has sharp edges]
[pause]
[Mog] !!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Weirdo] Darn. Me like to sharpen. Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen ... [keeps muttering "Sharpen" under his breath ad lib]
[Mog] That was odd.
[They walk over to the plain guy.]
[Plain Guy] Hello, and ... goodbye.
[Mog and Darkman are teleported to a totally different part of the forest]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Mog] Somewhere else, I think ...
[A boy and a girl who are young enough to be in preschool walk into visibility. The most remarkable thing about them is that they seem to be from the Universe (instead of the Re-Verse). The boy is wearing a green shirt and white shorts; the girl is wearing a blue dress.]
[Boy] Help us!
[Girl] We're lost!
[Mog] Well, you're found! But I'm lost, too! Er ... how "found" are you if you're found by somebody who's lost?
[The kids sense that Mog is being funny and giggle.]
[Mog] What're your names?
[Boy] [pointing at the girl] Massa.
[Girl] [pointing at the boy] Meuny.
[Mog] Hello. I am Mog, and this is Darkman Shadow.
[Meuny and Massa] [as one] Hi.
[Mog] We're trying to find our way out of this "Re-Verse" place, too.
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 17, 2001
And we don't seem to be doing a good job at it, either. [looks around] Say, there's another one of those plain guys in gray! [points] If this is like Earthbound, we'll be teleported by him, and then we'll meet a guy who /asks/ us if we want to be teleported, and then we get teleported to a room where an invisible guy and a Mr. T lookalike are hanging out ...
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- 1: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 14, 2001)
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- 3: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 14, 2001)
- 4: Darkman Shadow (Jun 15, 2001)
- 5: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 15, 2001)
- 6: Darkman Shadow (Jun 16, 2001)
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