h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This all seems so overwhelming for a small town girl such as me. While treking around this cyperspace place I finally manage to track down an area to partake in some light refreshment, but alas, it is never that easy. I am confronted with a menu that could put Starbucks to shame. This is very confusing for me. My local beverage venders only ask if I want one lump or two. I don't choose between tea or coffee coz they both taste the same.

The best thing about the A. Caf� is that you can ask for anything you like, however you like it. The menu is there because that's what some of the regulars (most of whom don't come around anymore) made up themselves. The coffee is served by the Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine. Just ask for a "regular" and it will give you exactly what you want. But you should join us here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=109706&latest=1 which is where the main conversation is.