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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Thanks, I wrote it myself. 
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
I became Jack of Clubs on Friday, after I stopped being a cheap Brighton hotel. Just because no pack of cards has 20 odd aces - I mean, that's cheating!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 13, 1999
I think you look quite smart, yes a smart jack indeed.
Now i can say "I do know Jack"
Peter Sellers
Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
And say "I'm Alright, Jack" (a classic film starring Peter Sellers - see it, or die.)
Peter Sellers
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 13, 1999
I'm alright, Jack.
Ooh, that felt good.
Peter Sellers
><> Posted Dec 14, 1999
*Swims up and vaguely waves its fins in a friendly manner*
glub. glub. glub. glub. glub. glub. glub. glub. glub.
Peter Sellers
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 14, 1999
My Bob. Are you the Meaning of Fish?
Peter Sellers
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 16, 2000
Do you want salt on that?
Peter Sellers
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 16, 2000
Admit it Menza.
You think that 
looks just as tasty as everybody else does. 
Peter Sellers
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 17, 2000
Only when one's parents are watching, mind you.
Peter Sellers
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 17, 2000
a bluebottle approaches the fish!
that means it's past edibility, doesn't it?
Peter Sellers
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 17, 2000
A cunning fish can leap from the water and snap-up a fly by Bluebottle!
Peter Sellers
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 17, 2000
Ohh you are always soooo right Menza!!!
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- 101: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 102: Menza (Dec 13, 1999)
- 103: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 104: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 105: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 106: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 107: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 108: ><> (Dec 14, 1999)
- 109: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 110: ecco the dolphin (Jan 15, 2000)
- 111: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 16, 2000)
- 112: Menza (Jan 16, 2000)
- 113: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jan 16, 2000)
- 114: Menza (Jan 16, 2000)
- 115: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 17, 2000)
- 116: Bluebottle (Jan 17, 2000)
- 117: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jan 17, 2000)
- 118: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 17, 2000)
- 119: Menza (Jan 17, 2000)
- 120: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 17, 2000)
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