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Peter Sellers - not a dentist
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2000
I couldn't agree more! Blimey, Grim, you look like death warmed up.... no offence. 
Peter Sellers - not a dentist
Bluebottle Posted Jan 24, 2000
WOW!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE VENUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT - I'M SO HAPPY I'M TALKING IN CAPITALS!
Peter Sellers - not a dentist
Menza Posted Jan 24, 2000
It will take more than that to keep the Squeaker down. 
Peter Sellers - not a dentist
Bluebottle Posted Jan 24, 2000
Well, you can never tell with these Venuses
Peter Sellers - not a dentist
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2000
*sits in the corner and observes the goings-on*
Well I'll be dammed!
GRIM SQUEEKER'S BACK!
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 25, 2000
I-I-I-I... I dunno whatta say...
GRIM SQUEEKER'S BACK!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2000
*tosses peanut shells over his shoulder*
GRIM SQUEAKER'S BACK!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
I'm sure that the Grim Squeaker remembers all the times you were nasty to it.
GRIM SQUEAKER'S BACK!
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 25, 2000
Not much meat on that rat. Hardly even a snack there. Only joking.....
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
I'm your friend! Honest!
*Doesn't want to be nipped at*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2000
*Sid stares straight back into the glowing eyes of Grim. He remembers with fondness the times spent*
Grim, your scyth looks a little worn, has it seen much use?
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
That's a good point... but I'm sure he'll sharpen it on your leg.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2000
He may sharpen it on the leather tongue of my hobnail boots, but no further up will I allow the Squeaker to scamper!!
GRIM SQUEAKER'S BACK!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 25, 2000
Careful, Sid, don't push your luck!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 25, 2000
My luck is pushed around in a shopping trolley pinched from Asda. I push it out in front at all times.
Even those "Anti Trolley Mats" with the gripping wheel ribs are no match for my go-faster trolly!
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Peter Sellers - not a dentist
- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2000)
- 142: Bluebottle (Jan 24, 2000)
- 143: Menza (Jan 24, 2000)
- 144: Bluebottle (Jan 24, 2000)
- 145: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2000)
- 146: Bluebottle (Jan 25, 2000)
- 147: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jan 25, 2000)
- 148: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2000)
- 149: Bluebottle (Jan 25, 2000)
- 150: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 25, 2000)
- 151: Bluebottle (Jan 25, 2000)
- 152: The Grim Squeaker (Jan 25, 2000)
- 153: Bluebottle (Jan 25, 2000)
- 154: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2000)
- 155: Bluebottle (Jan 25, 2000)
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- 157: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 25, 2000)
- 158: The Grim Squeaker (Jan 25, 2000)
- 159: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 25, 2000)
- 160: Menza (Jan 25, 2000)
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