h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Mostly harmless."

Is that all?

It must be made.....
Perfectly safe.

The rest was edited out

Um yes but you would think that since this is an earth based information highway there would be a bit more information.
Ciao
H

Um yes but you would think that since this is an earth based information highway there would be a bit more information.
Ciao
H

But that's what the entire rest of H2G2 is about, so it's not like all the bases aren't covered...

Actually H2G2 is not just about earth, albeit most peoples experiences probably stem from this small sphere. Who is to say that perhaps a few stray extraterrestrials might not be adding to this growing font of knowledge?

I'm glad you brought this up. Nobody has thought about the technical problems in maintaining an Internet connection from Rigel III, but this is nothing to the charges my ISP makes for off-planet links. However, back to Earth - pretty little planet - when are the Vogons bulldozing it?

The rest is simply irrelevant.
Kind of reassuring to know.

Yes, Earth is mostly harmless, except for a few areas, such as as the LA region, or Chernobyl. Simply put, just don't go to either of these places. Period.

Yes-earth IS harmless, toddlers pass it out in about the same state as they eat it, and it doesn't APPEAR to do them any harm!

Kind of like Corn.

Korn. Bad.

I'm not sure they should be bulldozing it. Shouldn't the infinite improbabilty drive void hyperspace bypasses, therefore no need to bulldoze, unless of course they are still intent in destroying the program.

The bottom of the ocean is pretty bad.

Unless you live in the ocean, and then it can be quite spiffy.

OK, confess - how'd you get a smiley on this?

Earth does not deserve such a big entry.

Well, perhaps not, but since most of us are stuck here for the present time we might as well enter something about it....

How about some facts?