h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, RF. You've got me. Anyone who can make me Ambassador of Alcohol, and comes from the Garden of England, has got to get my vote. You just need to lean on roymondo, so that the Kent Quango can campaign together...

We all Old Shepherd Neame,
Commonly known as Sh*t and Scr**m!
Sound off, one, two!
Blast off, Three, Four!!!

Welcome to my party! Do you want to be a minister? I'm sure we can come up with a suitable title.

At this rate, we're going to come !

RF

Voting's open! Voting's open!

I wonder...should I get all my secret identities to vote for me too?

RF

Is that a serious question?

You said it yourself - not last!

Yes. I am Lord Wolfden.

RF

I knew it!

Wonder how many votes from 'Lord Wolfden' Croz is going to get in the end?

Oh and secret identities aren't very secret if you use the same name on all the email addresses

Yeah but, no but, those *other people* don't have access to email at the moment, so I very kindly lent them mine! Honest guv!

RF

Voting? when? how? who? what? I've just got back from a meeting with nighthoover.

Don't worry 2legs, there's no voting going on at the moment. At all. Honest, no voting round here.

RF

No, that's right, tell all your supporters to take a break and just put their feet up - nothing going on. Tell that to all the other parties' supporters too

Yeah, lets pretent teres no voting atoll
no sneey lookin at A5889261

Yay, Badger! 'R-e-d-d-y-f-r-e-d-d-y', remember?

Ooo you lieing littel sea urchin I have been away on a week long meeting session with nighthoover Elvis and some bloke called George and his mate God and this is the thanks I get.... if only you knew.... how we just saved the website

You saved the webite 2legs ? How,by going away for a week ?