h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I'm not sending whale-boned lingerie. But you have my vote

Thanks MJ
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Lovely, MJ. Onward and upward. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

and big giant gerbils

Yes... And big giant gerbils.

We shall have to find a big giant gerbil catcher, then.

How about an enormous mouse trap with gerbil bait?

Or you could simply get Richard Gere to take care of it

oof. ouch. my. um, isn't he a buddhist???

I had a gerbil once

I have no idea where he went to...

How large was your gerbil?

By now, he's probably pretty big. Or dead.

Could it be? Do you think? Is it possible?

That he's dead? Yeah, I'd say it's pretty likely he's stuck in a pipe or a laundry chute or some such somewhere.

one would hope he's not stuck somewhere else. Anyway. Who started all this gerbil nonsense?

Some idiot.

oh. It WAS me then.

What's the party policies then?

We're hammering it out.

Something to do with abolishing a cake tax, I know.

there's tax on cake?

*hurriedly runs to the pantry to hide his stash*

Yeah, and we're the good guys.

I think

You know, I just watched Hitchhikers again tonight, and I'm not sure, but I think Hyp may be overqualified for the position of Prez...

But, we'll see