h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And you did not see any weapons on me either, but I was removed 'for safety reasons'. I didn't even get a chance to ask politely...

...Clutching a rope, hanging from a "hot-air" balloon, descending from the sky...
..."Right here"! He shouts to the person in the balloon basket while neering the ground. "Thats wonderful! Thank you for the lift!"...
...Touching the ground with his feet he lets go...
..."Boy that Wizzard of Oz guy, What a character! Makes a great brownie though." He says while munching on the last edge of a chocolate morsell.
...Turns and bows lowly to ArchBishop Marv...
..."I bring great news from the Munchkins. They were Brownie lovers before I got there. However, I helped convert a Tin man, a Scarecrow, and a Lion belive it or not. I was also allowed to copy a few recipes from their holy cookbook!"

*Trudges up out of the dark street, stockings torn, hatless, hair coming wildly out of its bun, purse strap broken, and a big bruise on her face.*

Hello, Joker. I was just going into the Church to bake a fresh batch for our services. May I use your recipe? BTW, Baron has taken Chrome hostage over there.

*Trudges into the Church kitchen, new recipe in hand.*

We could use an army of Munchkins right about now............................

..."Oh I would oblige but I don't see any rainbow for them to come over."...
...Turns and laughs helplessly picturing an army of Munchkins, brownies in hand, tumbling down the side of a rainbow."...
..."BTW Pleased to meet the two of you."...
...Offers hand to Barron to shake...

*obliges by offering Joker a big hairy paw*

Good to meet you, Joker.

We don't need a munchkin army though.......I just remembered that the church has an army and his name is Zed......

*Pauses to shake hands with Joker.* Very nice to meet you. I like your balloon.

* Her spine stiffens at the sound of Zed's name. It gives her heart and hope. She continues into the Church to get cleaned up, change clothes, and begin baking. She deeply regrets that because of her overzealous reaction, Marv's feelings have ended up being hurt.*