h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, not a total newbie, I've been at h2g2 abotu a year, but still new none the less. I was wondering if I could join this church of yours, I mean I evem have connections and all inside the church. I mean heck even you know me marv, you just don't realize it. And Joker and Luna know me too, I've just changed my name and page so many times they don't realize it. Come to think of it, no one probably know's who I am. Oh well, anyway, thats not the point, the point is I want to join your church. I don't care what position I'm in, whatever works, heck I'll be the church janitor! How about that, every church needs a good janitor! What do ya say?

(Ssst, Marv! Ask him if he can do brain surgery on bears... )

Well I would say that you are indeed qualified to be janitor. Welcome to the Church!

-Archbishop Marv

Cool thank you........wait a sec.......why am I so qualified?

Because your mother says you are!

LoL oh, ok I see.....hmm, thank mom.......

Your mom is not in the room yet. You thought you could hide your true identity eh> Your Archbishop knows all!

I think we've got enough quacks wielding chainsaws around here already as it is mari-rae, thankyouverymuch!

Actually I didn't think for a second I could hide my identity, just figured it was a matter of time before you all realized it. By that way....you and my mom seem very close.....anyway, we've made comments about her and I making a trip to your general vicinity, her coming and visiting you while I go an visit a friend who's off at college (actually she at college in texas, not Utah, but whatever...) Talk to her about it and maybe it'll happen

I certainly shall.

Hey can I join? I'll be the seer of the coming of the Great Brownie (I'll notify you when it comes)...

hi! i'm sorry i haven't been around the church much. just stopping in to say eat your brownies eh!

oh and i would also like to say hi to aurora, since we have met before.

Aroura Welcome. You shall be the church Seer.

**Sits in a trance** I see great things in store for the one who loves nuts in his or her Brownie...

I see it! I SEE IT! The True Brownie!!!!
No... hang on... it's just me daydreaming again... A trance is harder...

We have special brownies that help with trances, Aurora. perhaps you just need one of those.

Welcome to all the new members!!!

G7

Ooh, that sounds nice! Mmm, chocolate...