h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

O.K. I'm stupid, what the hell is an acolyte Marv???

You ever go into a church and see those kids that walk up the isles and light the candles on the altar? Those kids are the acolytes. If you want another title let me know and it is yours. I just thought you would fit in to those little robes so well.

LOL right, got ya, can't say I spent a right lot of time at church.

What with setting fire to your clergy, I can see why.

Oh no, I feel a dreadful pun coming on... aargh, must.. resist urge... must not make... a@@e of myself... aarrgh, no use, here it comes... shouldn't that be "Chocolyte"?

* collapses from strain *

*Sighs. Shakes head slowly.*

Well, Mustapha, you tried to keep it to yourself. And that's what's truly important.

*Back away slowly*

*blinks* ... Why, I think chocolyte is an outstanding idear.

What the hell is a chocolyte???

It's my church and I don't even know. I guess we just have to make it up.

* slowly regains composure, then bounces up in moment of epiphany *

A chocolyte is a follower or attendant assigned to the priest-cooks, to aid in the baking of the sacred confection, and to protect the brownie from defilers, infidels and scavengers.

Mustapha, Keeper of the Aprons

Shorty, you are now officialy the Chocolyte!

*contemplates nibbling .. erm.. taste testing the chocolyte*

I do hope you mean testing Shorty's faith, Brother Mouse?

As long as his faith is chocolate (or cheesy) that would be fine, too.

Hey Shorty? Revenge is mine! Have at him anonomouse!

Revenge??? REVENGE!!!...That is no way for a man of the cloth to speak...

Then QUIT SETTING ME ON FIRE!

LOL ... erm... I mean.. *nibble*

But I've only set you on fire once...and that was cos you did it to me first...so I'd say we are even...

Who got set o fire? I'd like to be set on fire.... fire's pretty. Or wait- let me ingest massive amounts of Cuprous Sulfate first so I'll glow green. Green is a pretty colour, don't you think?

I would ike soe chocolyte.