h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe it's some form of manifestation by the True Brownie... Just as Yahweh appeared to Moses in a burning bush, perhaps the Burning Brownie is our link with the Divine.

You are welcome to partake of my supply of caramel chocolate, my Emeraldine Friend, but as far as Chocolyte is concerned, you will have to ask Brother Shorty.

Oooo... pwetty, Fenny!

I noticed there are a bunch of people who are choclytes. What is a choclyte?

See above conversation to have the meaning of chocolyte. As for people with that title, either they didn't say what they want to be or I was drunk when I added them and couldn't think of anything better.

I'm certain that in either state you were following the will of the True Brownie, your Grace.

Mustapha, Keeper of the Aprons

The reason I was drunk in the first place was I ate more than the usual 2 brownies of Monsy's.

The Abbess' brownies are Divine indeed.

So then, I take it that Gluttony is not a deadly sin in the Church of the True Brownie?

mmm... gluttony. Deee-licious.

I hope gluttony aint a sin...If it is I swear I did not eat the full stash of brownies....*Looks around worried as people eye me suspiciousley*...I promise...ignore the chocolate and the fact I have put on a few kilo's...

No worries about gluttony being a sin around me. No such thing as gluttony as far as I am concerned.

Consider the chocolate stains your baptism, Brother Shorty!

Should gluttony be made the 11th suggestion? MMMMMMmmm.

Of course, the laws of our Church are not written in stone. Nay, Chocolate is our Canon, and Chocolate is mutable, forgiveable, rich, sweet, luscious...

Mmmm... chocolate...

*Carefully lifts the two chocolate tablets from their sacred resting place and starts to --- * Erm.. hmm.. *peers around* No chisel seems to be in sight.. Tragedy! The things I do for The Great Brownie! *nibbles out the words "Gluttony..."*

All parishoners please rise and recognize Fenny, the newly elected Virtual Mayor of London!

To Mayor Fenchurch! HURRAAHHH!!!

* deafening crowd response *

HUUURRAAAAAHHHH!!!

Let us all now break brownies together in honour!

*raises brownie and glass of milk*

To Fenny, Lordess of the Fish!