h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Unless there is an objection from our Grate Archbishop Marv, I take upon myself to write the "Tru Brownie Book", and submit it for canonization upon its completion. After all, I must keep up my Bardly skills. Additions from other members (again, pending objections from Above.) are also welcome.

Inferno.
Chaotic Bard.

Ok with me, just so long as it does not interfere with the ten suggestions.

On the contrary: I plan to incorporate the 15.... uh. 10 suggestions into the Grate Book.

Inferno.

It is my belief that the power, light and love of the Brownie is strong enough to hold us (and everyone else) together. Are the scriptures going to include uplifting statements that can be commercialized to bring us even more members?

Well that seems like a good idea to me. Well our Chaotic Bard, what do you think?

Hmm... this has been 1 of the most popular sights for a while now... why isn't the chocolate sight up there?? Hmm... I could help write the scripture.

Uplifiting statements of commercialism are welcome.
So are hellfire and brimstone speeches to instill fear into the heathen nations. =)

Inferno.

Thou shalt not disburse Brownies without Milk!!!

From Marvs Revalation.

We need the hellfire and brimstone to cook the brownies, don't we?

Well Hellfire wouldn't hurt. But the brimstone may leave a bad taste on the Brownies.

Ok, OK. Just hellfire then. Following Monsy's earlier lead, spirit-uals are going to be okay, aren't they?

Of course, just see brother danielt@adelaide for a hymnal.

I don't know... some of the best brownies I've had have been made with hellfire and brimestone

Or is that Brandy and Ammaretto?

I still liked the peppermint schnapps idea from earlier...

"And the light did blinketh, and the timer did sound upon the land, and the people did watch as the oven was open'd and the brownie descended. And the brownie did say 'I come to you to bring unto the masses true happiness'. And the people did eat the brownies flesh, and they did lick the brownies frosting. And it was good."

-Fenchurch M. Mercury
Always "inadvertently" offending some religious group.

Pure Magic, Fenny

Bard, add Fenny's words to the good book.

What a work of holy writing. You must have been very inspired, Fenny. Was it Monsy's brownies?

Hehe...

Can somebody say "Vestibules?"