h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

have a little faith in yourself! you seem to know the whole pop culture scene quite well
what if i said i was a boy band fan? hehehehehehheheh - id have to shoot myself before you did
-saffire

well hey there gee i havent been on here in at least 5 weeks, but what can ya do i guess...anyhoo what are the odds anyone actually reads THIS drivel right here? it might as well be: "why hello brick wall how are you and mrs. brick wall doing today?" and so i am led to the point, "why continue typing?" and i slowly ponder this and see no alternative but to end what has been an utterly useless reply to the previous posting, the sad part being that i have in no way actually REPLIED to it, instead only rambling in a run on sentence which is doomed to end in exactly three letters, now.

El Prez

stop stop stop!!! youre giving me a headache
-saffire

This is just one delayed(and don't forget useless) pseudo-conversation, isn't it?

El Prez

and yet here i am responding to it...........sheesh what has my life come to
-saffire

I believe your life has come to the simple action of hitting the reply button over and over until the end of time. I know I'm right because otherwise you won't reply to THIS.

well...it looks like you are right...but at least pressing the reply button over and over again doesnt require too much energy
-saffire

Now THAT relies on the size of your mouse and exactly how much arm strength you have, doesn't it?

L Press-ih-dent-ayy

Way to make a point.

hahahha- i suppose you deserve a message this time ... what meaningless drivel can i put in here now...
nothing comes to mind
oh well
ta ta
-saffire

Yay! You said "drivel"! Hehehe!

E.P.

and i say drivel only because i read it on your page
-saffire

Figged as much.

this reply will be more meaningful... .
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and by meaniful, i mean pointless
-saffire

Well then, wow was that ever the most meaningful thing I've ever read!

this conversation is just like the ones i have with this friend of mine...
we can talk about absolutely nothing for hours on end...
i dont know if this if good or bad
-saffire

It's indifferent.

figers youd say that
-saffire

Ok, perhaps we should try talking ABOUT something other than the fact that we're not talking about anything. Good idea?