A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Pours 
)
There you go, Bumblebee.
Oh no! 
MUSTAPHA! LOOK OUT FOR THE TENTACLE! 
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Pours 
) Well, the first thing that's happening is that I'm having another ! I'm not following him down there! 
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Gedge :-) Posted Jun 11, 2001
What's that doing in the corner eating 
?
Well as long as it keeps away from the
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
And at least while it's eating , it isn't eating Mustapha! Where CAN he have got to?
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Mustapha Posted Jun 11, 2001
* emerges from the cellar with a platter of deep-fried squid rings *
Unusual flavour this calamari... almost chocolatey...
Great cellar this pub has - lots of fresh seafood, big vats of boiling oil...
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 11, 2001
*an evil-looking tentacle feels it's way through the door*
I....think.. you...forgot..to...CLOSE THE DOOR!
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Menza Posted Jun 11, 2001
Did you have to say the T word Ormy. 
*tries desperatly to remember the other login*
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Cowers behind bar, shaking so much he spills on the floor, as Menza bravely tries to subdue the Tentacle).
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Menza Posted Jun 11, 2001
(subdueing the big T will be easier than it looks, I can't remember the password and the postit its written on is at home 
)
*Gamely wades in with the cricketbat*
Take that you bounder. 
*thwack*
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J'au-æmne Posted Jun 11, 2001
*munches chocolate, desperately trying not to have flashbacks to the chilli vodka thing*
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
There's only one thing for it...
(Reaches into lead-lined compartment behind bar. Takes out canister of Fuel. 
Throws it to Tentacle, who grabs it and is distracted from fighting Menza).
Well, that should at least buy us some time...
(Pours self another )
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Tentacle Posted Jun 11, 2001
SQUEEEEEEEELLLLCH.
*forgets plaything and makes a grab for the *
(someone found the post-it 
)
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Menza Posted Jun 11, 2001
*gets up, dusts self off, pours 
, straitens up the bat and dives back in*
Ha, got you this time. 
Key: Complain about this post
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- 2821: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2822: Bumblebee (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2823: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2824: Gedge :-) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2825: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2826: Mustapha (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2827: Bumblebee (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2828: Gedge :-) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2829: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2830: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2831: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2832: J'au-æmne (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2833: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2834: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2835: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2836: Tentacle (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2837: J'au-æmne (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2838: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2839: J'au-æmne (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2840: Gedge :-) (Jun 11, 2001)
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