A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 2801

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*follows Joanna in the hopes that she'll lead her to the chocolate*
Oops...
*returns briefly to pass Ormy a smiley - ale*
...
*Goes off in search of the chocolate again*


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Post 2802

Ormondroyd

(Waves goodbye to the smiley - choc hunters and sips his smiley - ale appreciatively).

smiley - alesmiley - smiley


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Post 2803

Menza

*munches on smiley - choc*


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Post 2804

Ormondroyd

Now, shall I have some smiley - choc or a smiley - ale?

(Ponders the question for roughly five seconds)

smiley - ale, please. smiley - winkeye


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Post 2805

Kes

Good choice!


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Post 2806

Mustapha

Why compromise?

The time for a flavoured smiley - ale has come!


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Post 2807

Kes

I tried it once - a local mini-brewery made some ... rather disturbing. Mind you, their chilli beer was good ....


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Post 2808

Mustapha

Getting a recipe right is always troublesome - someone will do it. One glorious day...

Re: Chilli Beer: Wouldn't the alcohol from the beer nullify the effects of the capsaicin (the stuff that makes chillis hot)?


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Post 2809

Menza

*has horrible flashback to the Chilli Vodka*

smiley - yuk

*pours several smiley - ale*


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Post 2810

Britwannabe {......... }

Young's Ram Brewery in London produces an Excellent Double Chocolate Stout. It's not so much of a stout really but more of a mild made with chocolate malt and yes, real chocolate. It comes in a bottle with a purple label here in the States, so I'm sure you can find it somewhere in the U.K.. If you can get a cask for the pub Menz, I'll pay for it and the chocoholics won't have to leave.


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Post 2811

Mustapha

* one or two smiley - ale mysteriously disappear - well, maybe not so mysteriously *


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Post 2812

Ormondroyd

(Nips behind bar. A smiley - ale mysteriously appears in his hand, but then begins to disappear. smiley - winkeye)


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Post 2813

Mustapha

Pick a smiley - ale, any smiley - ale!


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Post 2814

Ormondroyd

I'll pick that one. smiley - ale
I will now make it levitate towards my mouth, using only one hand!
(Drinks deeply from smiley - ale).
Now that's what I call magic! smiley - magicsmiley - ok


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Post 2815

Mustapha

For my next trick, a feat that will rival the great Houdini!

I shall attempt to make my way to Gents and back in under half an hour!

I'm off for a walk, I may be some time...


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Post 2816

Bumblebee

*awakes with a very stiff neck and beertowel-pattern on her cheek.*
Oh dear, I must have dozed off! Whos round is it?


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Post 2817

Ormondroyd

Please allow me to get you your breakfast, Bumblebee. What would you like - smiley - ale, smiley - stout, smiley - stiffdrink or smiley - bubbly? smiley - winkeye


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Post 2818

Mustapha

* from deep inside some other part of the pub *

Where the bloody door gone!?!


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Post 2819

Ormondroyd

(Shouts) IT'LL BE THAT THING WITH THE HANDLE ON IN FRONT OF YOU!

Honestly, a couple of smiley - ales and he's as blind as a smiley - bat...


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Post 2820

Bumblebee

Oh, an smiley - stout would be nice. smiley - smiley

Not that one, Mustapha! Thats the door to the cellar!


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