A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Four tenticles emerge from the cellar.)
[George] Menza, don't bartenders usually keep wine in the cellars? I thought it was custom-
(George is grabbed by a tenticle and is thrown ontop of Robin Leach, who has mysteriously returned to reclaim his sofa[see backlogue])
[Robin Leach] Hellew George. 
wishes and caviar dreams... My that's good 
!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
Well I'm glad you've had a soft landing George, but is everyone else OK - especially the intrepid Menza? 
And - dare I ask - is there any chance of a 
?
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Menza Posted Jun 11, 2001
I though I had got rid of you you horrible slimey thing.
*starts bettering the tentacles till they disapear down to the cellar again. He then bolts the door shut*
Right that should have that sorted. 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
Menza deserted us! I can't believe he left us alone with the tenticled monster and all that unguarded !
Mmmm, more !
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
He's Back!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
Do you have any suggestions for my newest project at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A574779?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
By the way, while you were gone, the tenticle monster ate Robin Leach and is pretty much satisfied. Things have definately quieted down around here.(Begins straitening tables and chairs)
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
Thank you, Menz! (Picks up and sips it nervously, as inhuman sounds emerge from behind bolted door).
I'm very sorry. Feeding it The Fuel - what was I thinking of?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
You were thinking of visiting my newest project at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A574779!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
I'M STEALING THE CASH REGISTER AND TAKING IT TO http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A574779!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
It's mostly harmless.
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 11, 2001
s into his . What have I done, just by mentioning... you know... 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
You inadvertantly killed the annoying Robin Leach, scarred Menza, trashed the F&F and spilled a lot a lot a lot of .
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Menza Posted Jun 11, 2001
*pours and *
Well, in future don't mention the T word. After all that I'm feeling quite tired. Time for bed I think, can I leave you two in charge for a bit?
Night. 
Key: Complain about this post
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- 2841: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2842: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2843: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2844: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2845: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2846: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2847: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2848: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2849: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2850: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2851: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2852: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2853: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2854: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2855: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2856: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2857: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2858: Ormondroyd (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2859: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2001)
- 2860: Menza (Jun 11, 2001)
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