h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you tried looking behind the fridge?

No, but I really don't think there's space for a microwave there.

*thinks*
Maybe if you find a really HUGE pen lid then the microwave will be under that?

My word! It must have been there all along. Excellent!

So if thats the lid, how big is the pen?!?

Small enough to fit under the microwave, obviously.

*Popping in suddenly from the far reaches of who knows where and when*

I seem to have misplaced myself. Hello, where am I? I think I'm lost.

You're in a virtual snug in a virtual pub that was once named the Forum and F**kin, but isn't now 'cause we're on the Beeb.

Can I get you a virtual ?

*looks around in surprise*
What?! THIS is the Forum and F**kin? Why have they changed your name? Perhaps I will have a virtual however you did that. I still have a lot to relearn. I need to sit down.

*Pours whilst explaining*

Its a c followed by | followed by _ followed by |, put it all together and you've got . Cheers .

...and I think it must have something to do with the fact that Firkin, when used in conjunction with the 'something &', may be considered a trade mark, or advertising, or something. *Shrug*.

amazing!

Cheers!

*polishes glasses*

*grins*

*also polishes glasses*

Ah, I can see much better now.

*passes a pile of washing up to Menza to see if he'll do that as well*

*puts washing up in the corner and hopes it'll do itself*

Oh...
*goes to fetch the washing up and takes it away again*

Any chance you coming round to my flat, there is a whole sink full you could take away.

*laughs*
I'm not going to wash it up... I'm just moving it so it's not looking at me