h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would I do something like throw stuff at you, No never. I disconnected the microphone.

*doesn't realise the microphone's been switched off and starts merging songs in her excitement*
Say "Ooooh Ooooh, We're going to eat pizza, eeyore, eeyore, a whale, a whale, My Uncle John from Jamaica keeps on calling on the phone..."

*wonders if there is a way to turn Tinkerbell's volume down a bit *

"Hello Party people this is your pilot Tinkerbell speaking, thankyou for boarding Venga Airways and make some noise for the Vengaboys, say wooh wooh, everybody over there say wooh wooh, put your hands in the air, say wooh wooh like you just don't care cos we like to party, we like, we like to party..."
Anyone else see the Vengaboys TOTP special this morning
*launches into a merged version of Britney Speares, Billie and Kylie*
"Ooops I'm spinning around, got lost in my mind, nobody can find every day and night yeah!"
*attempts the Kylie spinning around movement whilst doing a Britney routine, forgets the lack of space, whacks into a wall and falls over into a silent slump*

"Hello Party people this is your pilot Tinkerbell speaking, thankyou for boarding Venga Airways and make some noise for the Vengaboys, say wooh wooh, everybody over there say wooh wooh, put your hands in the air, say wooh wooh like you just don't care cos we like to party, we like, we like to party..."
Anyone else see the Vengaboys TOTP special this morning
*launches into a merged version of Britney Speares, Billie and Kylie*
"Ooops I'm spinning around, got lost in my mind, nobody can find every day and night yeah!"
*attempts the Kylie spinning around movement whilst doing a Britney routine, forgets the lack of space, whacks into a wall and falls over into a silent slump*

She said the V word.

*mumbles from her slumped semi conscious state*
Is that not good...better than the BT word...
*slurs off into what is possibly this is your "captain tinkerbell speaking thankyou for boarding Venga airways we're going to eat pizza" but is quite indistinguishable due to her foolishness at attempting spinning around in a snug snug*

She said it again, someone make her stop.

"The Enga bus is coming...and every bodies munching...New York to San Fransisco...an intercity dustbin...the wheels of steel are burning...and everybodies gurning"
*falls quiet as she realises her recall of the lyrics is not entirely accurate*

Thats still only one letter short, I still know what you meant.

*looks concerned about Menza's unhappiness so swops to Billie*
"Everyday and night yeah..."
*realises that's as much Billie as she knows and can tolerate so quietly goes to sleep*

Closer Than Most
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The Beautiful South, September 2000 (Painting it Red)

>>Lyrics currently indecipherable due to tiredness<<

>>Listen at [Broken link removed by Moderator] <<

*grins at Joe*
This is freaky, theres you and me and I didn't know you then and now you're my bestest Joe in RL!