h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*attempting to pour a brandy |_|*

Is there anyway to widen this room?

Here to give us the shoe horn? But I've never had a foot fetish...

Anyway, 20 minutes on the bike, 300 situps, a shower and a few hours doing something closely resembling work, and I'm back. Sadly not measurably more lithe, so I guess it'll be as tight a fit as ever. Oh hang on, some people have left which makes it easier. So is anyone actually serving?

knock out the walls that should do it! hey can i get a please?

W***. Now I feel like I have to go to the gym as well tonight.

Hmmm. SHould I.

*DD sips up the brandy as it drips to the floor*

*opens the hatch from the servery, and stands comfortably in the kitchen, looking through the hatch* Celery anyone?

Having a name like "Bluebottle" means I can, at will, change at will from being me to a bottle which is blue, or a fly, or a Goon show character, or a jellyfish. So I think I'll be a fly and find a spot of empty wall ATM out of the way, and get me some room.

<BB<

*Squeeses in from the bar with a large tray of drinks*

Here you all go.

I'd better start drinking these in order to make a bit more room.

*pushes her way up from the floor*
Hmmm, I'd better help you...just to speed it up a bit

*sticks head round door*
Ah, no, think I'll come back in the morning.
*cadges a drink off the tray on the way out *

Thanks for your help, Babel...

I am a wraith, so I can do this *suddenly turns two dimensional* and fit comfortable anywhere

*gets another brandy*

*looks doubtfully at * I think I've had enough.

The bad thing about being a fly is that you can't drink s. Unless you swoop down and land in one, in which case you drown.
Not a bad way to go

I suppose you don't have to drink very much before you get drunk and start flying into things.

The trouble with being a fly is that you fly into things anyway. Especially windows. Flies never understood the idea of not hitting the closed window but aim for the open one...

I've always been impressed at the skill with which flies manage to avoid the open half - given a completely open window, they'll manage to hit glass bits far more often than mere random progress would cause.

Perhaps you should change back into a person, now that things seem to have calmed down a little in here...

And if things get really crowded I can turn into a Bluebottle jellyfish - and just sting a few people until I get some room:
http://www.realsurf.com/shealth/whoblue.htm

I think it's cosy in here!
But then again I'm not claustrophobic either
Hi everybody, move over!