h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*attempts to dance (using very small movements) to Texas and waits for 'Summer Sun' to come on before singing quietly to herself*

*Summer Son begins its characteristic chime driven introduction*

*looking through the serving hatch*
Menza, they could use the old kitchen to install the robot cd changer in... by a miraculous contortion of P-space, it happens to be on the other side of the wall with the CD player on... I think I have the necessary electronic bits and pieces in my store room to put together the right robotic items... if you all could just peel a few layers of wallpaper over there, you'll find the old wooden serving hatch from the old kitchen... and hey, removing some wallpaper might make a bit more room in here!

P-space? Is that anything like L-space?

yes, read Kitty's home page http://www.h2g2.com/U115655

*Kitty hears his name being mentioned, and just manages to squeeze a whisker into the snug...*

Oooh!

I spend a lot of time in L-Space. The University library is well connected actually.

Does P-Space have a similar topology and connectedness?

oh yes, how else do you think that the most obscure pubs have that odd drink you quite fancy but no-one ever has... oh, by the way, large chains aren't connected as they're too new... P space only exists in pubs over 276 years old

Oooh... yes, now that makes sense.

Why 276 though?

Why not.

Another aspect of P-space is that it makes the cellar suprisingly large.

Do you get inducted as a Landlord of Time and Space?

groans

That was a bad joke.

I could start dancing again to detract the attention from it?

If you can find space.

I can try...
*shuffles slightly to the left and attempts to move her legs in a vague dancing like manner*
Doesn't really work that well...

*DD moves his little finger in time to the music*

At least she didn't jump.

Hmmm, I reckon we could start a rave in here
*starts waving her arms in the air*
Grabs a tiny weeny microphone "Say Ooooh Oooooh, everybody over there, say Ooooh Ooooh, wave your hands in the air"
*ducks as everyone attempts to throw stuff in her direction*

No we are not turning the Snug into a mosh pit, there's one of those already.