h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What have you done, Hoggy?

It's called "revenge" for all the curses she's put on me in the past!

Oh 'eck!!


*hides under her Matt*

Couple of things here .... I already have arm splints thanks.

Moonhogg - you have neither the brains nor the talent to pull off such a stunt so don't even think about it. You're havin' a laff.

Hoggy thought he was so smart
To take the credit for dark art
But witches do what witches do -
Send wicked thoughts right back to you
So wind your neck in little man
And get out of here - while you can.

the verse are back, Fizzy's on form again

this is not a grovel

Hmmmmm .... almost looks a bit like it Prof - but I won't hold it against you.

never grovelled in my life, cowered a few times though

Well cowering will probably be good enough.

6 footers and aboveany smaller and I can outrun

Hah - you could outrun me at a stoll Prof - I'm not the fastest.

the only time I run, is if someone's after me blood, otherwise I don't run to or from anything

Well I don't know when I last ran anywhere - apart from virtually.

when 11, I was in the school sports day, couldn't run fast by a long waybut good at distance, so went in for the mile = 4 X round school field. Started 3rd lap and was just overtaking the 5th lastand the english teacher pulled me off, saying I could hurt myself, when I said I wasn't lasthe knew he'd done wrong

Can't really run anywhere nowadays..both knees tend to buckle under the stress and disaster is waiting

I can hike for miles/Km at a time though..good thing,or I would be as fat as a

Sorry,MoonHogg...

onceafter ato save 80p, if I'd have after a taxi, I'd have saved £2.50p