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Noooo, my Grandad was from Wigan.

.... and since you're in hospital we may have to postpone Saturday's hearing .....

who were we going to hear

Read the backlog ..... you're supposed to be stalking me - you should know.

I read it I just have really bad memory

Lucky it's written down then.

Oh I'm sure Aunty Giggles can make her presence felt if needed. I'm sure some sort of hootoo link could be set up (although if the phone charges in NHS hospitals are anything to go by we'll need a rather large bank account to afford it!).

Fine pick on the guy with heritary CRS(can't rember s**t my Grampas always saying he has it)

Oh I'll pick on anyone me .... I'm not fussy about CRS or anything.


Ictoan you'd think you'd be more keen to see the case postponed since you're one of the accused.

ya run for it Ictoan

yeah, but with Aunty Giggles in the chair there's not much chance of the case proceeding to conclusion now is there?

It'll disolve into a farce within 10 minutes and then we'll all off down t'pub

Oh, but it's the in the chair.

wants to watch out she doesn't get sat on by mistake then

Will we be using our 'special' chair - from the sanctum ?

Perhaps
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Hah ... that's all you know.

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