A Conversation for New Millenium, New Cult - The Righteous Knights of Kettering
-
- 1
- 2
-
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Started conversation Oct 16, 1999
Hear ye, hear ye, Court is now in session. The cultists of Kettering stand accused of lax faith and heresy for not observing the time honored New Years feast! What say ye in your defence? Step forward, each and argue before the Potentate of Pletheral Punishment!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
shazzPRME Posted Oct 17, 1999
Something tells me that they must all be out on the beer!
shazz 
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 17, 1999
Beer is no excuse for not drinking kumquat brandy!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 18, 1999
I'm sheoury, beut aye wash a bithg psished...
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 18, 1999
As Merkin appears to have been reveling, the Potentate of Pletheral Punishment opts not to pass judgement on him at this time. Step forth ye others and proclaim thy defence!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
shazzPRME Posted Oct 18, 1999
Hmmmmm....you seem to have a bit of a problem here!!
shazz
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 18, 1999
Heretic! Hippocrite! Ye speakest to undermine this court! Thou canst not help but observe that painfully few brethren hath spoken in their defence. I hearest not your own voice raised to defend your own actions! I call down the fires of kumquat upon you! All the lukewarm coffee of Kettering shall be poured over thine mouth, and thou shalt feel the wrath of this court! I darn thee to Heck!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
shazzPRME Posted Oct 19, 1999
And where the hell is *Heck*???...I don't need to defend myself......I applied for membership,but was overlooked in the scramble to assault Northampton.Don't think that you can pinch all our best footie players and get away with it!!
shazz
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 19, 1999
Well, I'll talk to Merkin about giving you a membership so that I can darn you with more auhtority, then.
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 19, 1999
Ahhh, bless.
Kumquats was it, or are you genuinely ill? There's a lot of it going around Kettering at the moment. I blame the rabble from Grinstead.
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 19, 1999
The assault is over, the great hairless beaver is free of the ravages of the plague, and can once more turn to cultish things. I dub you "The Nameless Nemesis of Northampton". Long may you run naked and free in this fair land!
Ma'huish U'qui Ketyrngh
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Si Posted Oct 19, 1999
It was the eighth flaggon of Kumquat mead, I think.
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 19, 1999
Well as they say:
Seven, you're in heaven
Eight, you're in a state / Eight, you're conflagrate (if you're dicing with the Siberian Kumquat vodka)
Anyway, I think it's high time we found another argument...
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Si Posted Oct 19, 1999
> Anyway, I think it's high time we found another argument...
Moi?
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 19, 1999
Well, seems that Si and Merkin are in the clear. And if they're willing to find something else to argue about, so am I. Let's compile an enemies list for our cult!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
shazzPRME Posted Oct 19, 1999
Nameless Nemesis of Northampton????!!.....ok then...I like the sound of that 
shazz
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 20, 1999
It alliterates, what more can you ask for?
MORE BOOZE!!
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Merkin Posted Oct 21, 1999
That's a very good idea. We require mortal enemies, shadowy forces working against us, and diametrically oppositional creeds.
My first vote is for The Venga Boys
The Cultish Court of Kettering
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 21, 1999
I do not believe I've ever heard of The Venga Boys. A cult? A band? Some kids who picked on you when you were younger? Well, onto the list they go. How about the Backstreet Boys? Surely we cannot condone their existence.
Key: Complain about this post
-
- 1
- 2
-
The Cultish Court of Kettering
- 1: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 16, 1999)
- 2: shazzPRME (Oct 17, 1999)
- 3: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 17, 1999)
- 4: Merkin (Oct 18, 1999)
- 5: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 18, 1999)
- 6: shazzPRME (Oct 18, 1999)
- 7: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 18, 1999)
- 8: shazzPRME (Oct 19, 1999)
- 9: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 19, 1999)
- 10: Si (Oct 19, 1999)
- 11: Merkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 12: Merkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 13: Si (Oct 19, 1999)
- 14: Merkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 15: Si (Oct 19, 1999)
- 16: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 19, 1999)
- 17: shazzPRME (Oct 19, 1999)
- 18: Merkin (Oct 20, 1999)
- 19: Merkin (Oct 21, 1999)
- 20: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Oct 21, 1999)
More Conversations for New Millenium, New Cult - The Righteous Knights of Kettering
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."