h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no, and yes.

Yes and NO-ONE is giving me a single permit. Its not like I'm clumsy or anything and can possible cause much damage anWAGHRAEHHHHAHHHHH

*trips up over own shoelace, falling into the table of food, and somehow causes the cake to go flying over her head. The table then falls on its side*

ow

deftly catches cake

on face

SuperMoo deftly applauds

Aieethangyou

*bow*

Now, off to repair car. and eat cake.

Serves you right Mike. *peers suspiciously over laptop* Now where is that hidden webcam....

I twisted my ankle by tripping over my shoelaces..

*shakes head*

I've given up stalking, in fact I didn't stalk my last GF at all!

Ok so I may have stalked pretty much all of them up untill her, but I had a technique that worked so I stuck to it...Ok so that technique consisted of making women think I was some kind of crazy stalking psycho so that they'd be too scared to say no when I did ask them out but like to think that that just made me original, I bet noone else ever used 'I know where you live' as a chat-up line

if someone /ever/ used that line on me, I would far far FAR away. Then keep running.