h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kitush likes Zhang Ziyi so puts on tights and cape and becomes Super Lady Kitush and challenges you to a duel for saying such things about Zhang Ziyi,

I like Zhang Ziyi, phoooooaaaaaaawwwwr, not 'alf

Shes very pretty.

yes, I belive that was the gist of my last post. Plus, of course, she's a dancer and therefore extremely flexible

hey look shiny coin!

*hopes to distract TB*

TB is not so easily distra...ooooh, shiney!

Also, TB would marry Zhang Ziyi, because even if it turned out she's got an atrocious personality, which according to Jackie Chan she hasn't and he wouldn't lie about a thing like that, she doesn't speak much English and TB speaks even less Mandarin, so TB probably wouldn't notice. Plus TB'd put up with it in order to be allowed to look at her close up every day.

her English is coming on quite well, and since I've just found out she's 165cm tall, I'm claiming first dibs on her.

I feel a fight is about to happen....

TB would like to point out the t-shirt he has, it can be found here;
http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=18&cat=4&page=1
TB would also like to point out that can take his teeth home in a little plastic tub or a sandwich bag, TB is flexible that way

TB would further like to point out that that should have read "that mikehike can take his teeth home..."

mikerhike would love to comment but can't open the link.

TB will explain that it is a black t-shirt, upon which is inscribed, in leaters of white, "I solve my problems through violence."

aaaw, gotta love those leaters of white.

doesn't every civilized person do the same?

dunno. no-one ever tries it with me. something to do with appearance.

yes, Leaters of white, with an 'a' and one 't'. TB will also point out three more things, 1) TB is dyslexic 2) TB one had 'anger management issues' that is TB once knocked someones teeth out with a rounders bat because said someone thought TB would be an easy target for bullying and so taking the p!$$ is not advised and 3) percipio possum domus ab sursum passim

mikerhike suspects that TB and mikerhike have suspiciously similar personalities. and pasts.

Least appreciated past item of choice. Chain dogs lead. A dozen lashes planned, but lost count.

mikerhike also suspects that Zhang Ziyi would prefer someone without our issues!

I've a shirt that says
"How about Never, does Never work for you?"

I'm after one of them, myself

Probably, mikerhike is right... still if it turns out she likes emotionally stunted out of work actors with the self esteem of a dead fish and a lust for violence only equalled by their lust for power and people's attention and devotion then TB gets first dibs