h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont like dancing

so at least tell us what your interested in...

well...I can't lead worth my weight in cheep plastic wind up toys...
me and my friends were learning to swing dance and the person I was dancing with was like "...you should really be leading..." and I was all like "I'm trying..."

I tried that once...i was terrible! Try barn dancing! Tis hilarious.

The area im interested in is Consultancy!

Please tell me you're not working for Andersons, or accenture or whatever they're calling themselve these days.

I can safely say im not.

*lets out a sigh of relief*

Who is it then, someone just as evil?

whop are you working for

I enjoyed it...just can't lead is the problem...

im not telling you on h2g2!

For all I know my future employers are lurking this site and will see what im saying about them!

ok

you mean about how great and wonderful they are......

oh yeah. They're great! (well ... not). But hey its a job!

Its either that or take over the world. And i have yet to complete my plans to do that so....Besides can't take over the world when you're broke!

a group of my friends actually have a plan worked out for how to take over the world...anwd I have to say...it works...the main point is to make everyone hate the US...

Wow that was an easy plan! I'm still planning I contemplated getting robots to take over. Even managed to get a bf who studied AI....but then I figured it was /just too/ easy. Need something with more class...

well I think that bit's working ok so far

haha...then they kinda pull a modified bismark and unite everyone in alliances and puppet governments so it might not look like one nation...but it might as well be...

well yeah. But then I saw matrix and thought well....that might happen. So figured I needed something more cunning, but less matrixy style....

con-gratis all around
(you too Kitush)

thank you