h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For those less of the League who aren't do gooders or who are feeling in a particular bad mood, The League Bar offers a more gritty experience and serves , and the occasional

This is also a room for the supervillains among us; The Order of Anarchy

*pops head around the door*

anyone home?

*enters and walks over to the bar. serves self a and looks around at the decor*

nice. very sinister feel about the place.

Well I try, can't be letting the villains down now can I. If you're not scared when you come in, I'm not doing my job properly

*peeks head around corner*

Wow. Nice place. I heard this was THE place to be, and was meant to be more fun than the tearoom....So why isn't there broken furniture, and evil looking people lurking in here?

Well I'm here, not evil enough for ya? As soon as we get some more villains/anti-heros in the league this place will be brimming with people nastier than a nasty piece of nastiness you can't get off your shoe.

As for the broken furniture, well I wanted to make a nice impression first; soon enough this place will be lined with grog on the floor, blood on the walls and splintered furniture abounds.

hmmm....I tend to throw away the shoe if its that nasty...

Fair enough. I do like the decor though. So...is this place where parents warn their children not to go near? Where evil doers lurk and discuss their plans? The place where the bartender should be doing his job and offering me a drink?

Yes, yes and no. Well not normally 'cos I'm so evil I'd make you pour it yourself, but seeing as the place is new, whats yer poison ma'am?

ah dear me. And you aim to turn people to your evil order with that type of attitude?

I'll try some of that *points to a bottle behind the bar that is brown*

*looks at the bottle with disgust*
You sure you want that? Okay, its your funeral.
*grabs the bottle and pours out a tumblers worth
*Slides it down the bar, Western style, to Kitush*

*kitush grabs the tumbler and drinks it all in one gulp*

Interesting taste...Not quite hitting the spot though...Recommend anything?

Why isn't there music in this place? Something loud and fun.

Well thats what you get for drinking alco-pops, I don't even know what they're doing in here. And judging by the brown colour its probably out of date. Don't know about you but I'm leaving to watch Lost and uncover more so Galigan, myself, Frood and anyone else can chat about it tomorrow. Then again Galigan will probably be getting drunk tomorrow (good luck for your results)

Any music should be vetted by me but I reckon some good satanic rock like Black Sabbath should kick start us of. Or maybe Motley Crue and we can listen out for the backwards messages.

Ah the true evilness of this place is discovered.....

Don't watch Lost myself although I hear its pretty good...Have fun.

Laters.

Don't have too much fun talking about Lost yet - I go out on Wednesday nights at the moment, so have to record it and watch on Thursdays.

Have you checked out these web sites?

http://www.lostuk.net/?page=homepage

http://www.oceanic-air.com/

On the Oceanic site, there's quite a lot of hidden stuff that you find by accident - like on the intro page you'll find some text peeping out from behind the right-hand block. Select, copy and paste into Word or another application and you will find a message.

On the on-line check-in page, rearrange the letters and drop them into the boxes to activate a piece of video.

Have fun!

JT

*puts on the Beatles Let It Be album backwards* Yeah! Rock on! I'll have a good yard of barman. Notice I DIDN'T say please

How rude and evil of you, coming right up. Pulls a *ale* with a huge head on it, just to be extra evil, but after the joke is done pulls a proper pint.

Personally I'm more of a Sgt Pepper's fan. Might put it on now actually - though the only backwards messages in that are, supposedly, "I am dead" during that cacophony at the end.

You know, I'm feeling REALLY evil today. *puts a Yoko Ono album on*

Oi Ono, oh-no Ono, oh-no Ono oh-no, Ono oh NO!!

No way, not in my bar, she wasn't evil she was downright satanic.

*pops head around corner*

So that'll be perfect for this place!

*strolls in and casually changes Yoko for The Smurfs at Christmas*

Gimme a crocodile cruiser and make it snappy!

JT

Now there's bad, and then there's bad taste. We may be evil but we're damned cool as well

*scratches The Smurfs off the turntable and puts on some Sabbath*

Anymore bad music and you'll have to answer to me and my fist!!! I have the crocodile KattMan, you make it cruise.

*throws an aligator in KattMan's general direction*

Mwahahaha