h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tune: Er, take a wild guess. Elektra keeps singing it, so I might as well make up some words.

Lola

We met her in a parking lot up Erie way,
Where the skies were grey, and the sign said, 'Drink Coca-Cola.'
C-O-L-A, cola.

She trembled a bit 'cos it was cold,
And I asked her name, and the lady said it was Lola,
L-O-L-A, Lola.

Well, we're pushovers for tiny balls of fur,
But when I saw those brown eyes, well, I fell for sure for Lola.
L-O-L-A, Lola.

We were kind of in a biological fog,
She was the size of a squirrel but barked like a dog, oh my, Lola,
L-O-L-A, Lola.

We drove her to the Petco and ransacked the shelves
For food and treats and stuff,
And we got some sweaters just to keep her warm,
She's just a four-legged ball of fluff.

Well, we're not prone to baby talk,
But when we call our little dog
Then we sort of coo, 'Hey there, Lola.'
L-O-L-A, Lola.

Cats will be dogs, and dogs will be squirrels,
It's a mixed up, crazy shook up world,
And then there's Lola.
L-O-L-A, Lola.

Now we can't write you a monograph,
Just google 'Shorkie' and prepare to laugh about Lola.
L-O-L-A, Lola...

Heh heh great song! Someone should sing it on YouTube.

can I do the tune for it? D&B maybe or ..... kinda ..... R&B more maybe man innit

Go right ahead, 2legs. Do you have a dobro?

Why not try a nyckelharpa? Very versatile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sfBcWvVUbs