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http://petermusgrove.com/2008/03/15/future-of-glastonbury-festival-remains-in-doubt/

Still, there are still tickets available for this year, and it's going to be sunny! Honest. It really will be. Please.

I don't go to festivals after having only experiences which can be classed as being between humiliating and irrecoverable.

So good.

Hope you enjoy yourself, though.

I only really go for the Brothers Bar and the Cider Bus.

Mind you, this year there is the added pleasure of deliberately avoiding J-Cloth's set. Or Jay-Zed. Something like that.

crivvens................ i like glasto.............

Eeh, it be right grand. The good thing about this year's headliners being a pile of poo is that I might spend more time up in the greenfields and what not. I usually get around the place a fair bit during the day but think I miss out on a lot of the more entertaining late night entertainment through watching bands.

I must admit to being a tad intrigued by a_a_e's festival experiences.

From waht I've heard in previous years of the festavil, I'd be more interested in the non main* stage stuff thats going on, far more interesting groups playing the less mainstream/main stages from waht I've read anyhow

It would be possible to have a perfectly good Glastonbury just kicking about the main stages but, yeah, the best way to do it is mooching around and seeing what you come across.

You better get practising your mooching skills then suppose I oughta think about bed its getting late and I'm tired.... I'm sure there was stuff I had to do tomorrow

Pfft, it's hardly a crisis if tickets don't sell cos of the crap headline acts

It's a very, very good thing! At least it isn't bloody Clodplay again.

I should point out the article linked to in the first post isn't entirely serious.

I didn't read it cos I couldn't be arsed

I'll go and read it now though

Bought some tickets.................

I see you are on line...

Oh, you know, people deflating the stage on you because they think your music is rubbish, taking too many drugs and hallucinating that it's the end of the world, losing your friends, possessions and virginity to a combination of capricious fate, viscous mud and bad lesbians, getting trampled by people, people democratically deciding to use your clothes to soak up water leaving you with naught dry but a pair of humiliating brown velvet shorts, people physically tearing the top sheet off your tent in a thunderstorm and beating the snot out of you for sleeping with their girlfriend and... The Deli Belly.

Bring the ruckus F19585?thread=5325213
Heh heh heh. I already have some smoking and non-threatening west side chip hop lined up for this. Little does everyone know I'm a wizard with the text to speech and tracker combo.

Look into my ball A33121991

Do you get Deli Belly from eating too much Parma ham and pecorino?

RF

Good god, it took me ages to understand that. Sheep cheese is the least of my worries.