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If I wrote songs about boxer shorts would the resulting tunes be 'Undie music'?

If I gathered a following among the youths would they be 'Undie kids'?

Would they congregate to see similar performers on the Camden 'Undie scene'?

They would, so long as the music isn't pants.

RF

Depends how clean they are. It might just be grunge.



Not another sock music sub-genre.

There would always be the concern that I'd get lots of American college radio play and become a darling of the jocks.

This would be the sort of music you're looking for?

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/joboxerslyrics/boxerbeatlyrics.html

RF

I was thinking more pube catcher than pugilist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vncoh-yJ9nw

Did you have any other thongs in mind?

RF

You might want to keep an eye on your solo's. If there's too much shred it'll end up cock rock.

It's OK, I only shred on the G-string.

Let rip dude!


Just keep it brief.

Damn, I snapped it. I've shredded the shreddies!

And if you conned a radio station into playing it, I guess that would be Jock's Trap? Or maybe Jock's Rap?

Not sure.

Either way I'm sure they'd slip it into their play list!

MMF

I don't really like the 'Undie scene'.

Why? Front men, they're always up their own arses.

Are you forming a band? You could be called 'Roy and the Unmentionables'

When I was at school, one of the school bands was called "Itchy Arse & The Klingons".

They never really made it, though.

RF

Be careful of plagerism Roymondo I think Hair on a G String has been done.

But I'll do it with a merkin.

Well pick one like a ZZ Top beard - then we'll spot it a mile off.

My mate used to have a band called Summerfield Blues. At half time during their sets they indulged in a bit of comedy. Announcing a guest appearance by "Slater, Roughcaster and Plumber"* they would run on stage with paper bags over their heads then scream for 2 minutes into the mics whilst thrashing their guitars and rattling hell out of the drums. Then they would run off. Sometimes to stunned silence, other times to rapturous applause


*Seen on the back of a rundown builder's van