h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm moving from the House of CUP on Tuesday to a new abode in Tufnel Park so will be tragically lacking an internet connection for some time. I don't even know if there's a working phone line in the place! The current tenant has a bit of Virgin Media going on but that ain't my bag.

It will be tough but I will be strong.

Does anybody know of any support groups?

There is this brotherhood I know, but wait ..... you need to be online to access them.

Yeah, that's a bit of a problem. I won't be gone until Tuesday morning and, if the BT line is working, might be able to do a bit of dial-up, but I'm not really sure how all of that works!

nope!

take it easy tink

Roymondo! Have you heard of that wonderful old institution - The Public Library?

I know, I know! - not an ideal solution; but at least it would keep you in some kind of touch (pardon the expression) 'till you get sorted -

*Gives Roymondo a metaphoric*

Scorp.

There's always text!

Occassionally even has attached!



Oh! And don't worry, I'll look after Da Bruvvers.. and Sister for you.

After all, the sisterhood are in mourning at the temporary loss of one of their own...

they'll be like birds with one wing!

Speak soon Bruv...

Br. MMF

*flaps MMF with one wing .... I mean .... slaps MMF with one wing.*

Oh Look! Fizzy's a Flapper...

'And goodness knows!!!... Anything Goes!!! '



MMF

Harumpf

Can't a Bruvver go and redecorate her PS before a "hootoosister" is going around flappin'?!?!?

If there's going to be any flogging or flapping around here I'm in charge of that!


Honorary Flogstress and Keeper of the

worshippers to the left

* flies away to let her magic eye reveal all hidden imposters around*

No drunken journos to wake up to? What'll I do for ing enterainment now???

So this is goodbye

I shall so miss your journals. I learned so much from them

Fear not! I will return. If push comes to shove I can always, as has been suggested, use the library or one of those internet cafe things. Though it would probably be a good idea to use the time to write some bleedin' songs!

Try not to be too long friend

I'll be able to post from w*rk, but not very much as my manager sits behind me and can see everything I do. Fortunately he's quite a decent manager (we do beer festies together.)

Oops, I forgot to say good luck and give you a

*wonders what the hootoo world will be like without Roymondo; for even a short time* It doesn't bear thinking about; and we've never even met!!

I know *sobs*

Just when I get back, you leave me!

'Does anybody know of any support groups?'

Gin.

Good luck with the move

Would you get over yourselves! (though I am quite touched.)

Don't you remember the February Flounce? You'll survive! Just think of , , and overuse of the words 'tad', 'crivvens' and 'blimey'.

And under use of the word 'gadzooks!'

Anyway, I don't intend to be gone long, just until I get hardcore broadband action sorted out.

Here's the best bit of music in the world ever, which I saved to my site so I can inflict it on people wherever there's a connected PC handy: http://www.mugfungus.com/streetsofsanfransisco.wma

Check out the bass player: he be having a ball.

Addendum: evenin' Skanky. I'm fairly sure gin is exactly the wrong move. Old Rosie on the other hand...