h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just go to My Space and catch up from there. This place is seriously dead at the moment, apart from people moaning about PR and the EG.

Anyway, here's a funny joke. It might get yikesed.

What's black and screams?





























Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Sorry, it's cruel but funny.

Yes, hootoo is dead quiet, it's spooky.

That was one dreadful joke

I'll give it ten minutes before the phantom yikser yikese it.

It'll be even quieter next week, too - I'm off to Cyprus for the best part of a fortnight

*giggles*


Very old too..


Enjoy yourself Evadne

Cheers lil, I'm sure I'll be able to force myself to have a good time

I was going to wade in with the SW jokes but I'm sure they're all ancient:

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife/car? Cheesegraters for Christmas presents, Rubik's cube, etc.

Stevie, the audience is *that* way!

Yeah, they're all bad and old and very, very wrong. But what the hell, make hay before the yikeser strikes.

Having said that I'm too timid to post the jokes I want to post.

Ok I have one...........................

why is the loin lost???







































cus the jungle is a really really big place

this place is dead init, for me to post a joke

god and even a typo too


i'm going back to bed

well i've zapped this thread now too



RJR

You call that a joke?

This is a joke:


Harry Potter films. I can just about accept all the broomstick and invisible cloak shenanigans, but come on, a ginger kid with two mates?

well, one of them is verging on ginger too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4yvY6vqFO0

Theres been a bit of activity in the penis thread... and the newly formed pie society and related pie thread, but asides that... Not much, judgeing by the amount of books I've read the last week or so f........ damn. heres a funny joke... well others might find it funny... I just rubbed my eye... forgetting I'd not long ago chopped up a millin chilli peppers its quite painful so you can have a laugh at that... what... well I always find ohterpeoples suffering funny

Have you lot seen the state of the EG and PR.

What have Guinness and Catholic Priests got in common?
























Get a bad 'un and you'll wake up with a sore arse in the morning

No, what's wrong with PR & the EG?

How should I know .... Roymondo brought it up ..... apparently everyone's moaning about them.

I know nothing.
I even have a biro on my desk, and it refuses to accept that it knows anything either.

You don't know enough to refrain from sticking chilli fingers in your eye.


Step away from that just in case.

I have even done worse than letting chilli fingers get near my eyes before... mind... it did make my eyes water even more that* time I think I may have to grill the biro, it may know more than it is letting on, I'll get the big bright light out, that normally does the trick

I'm still here!

Hey, if you Google "biro jokes", there's a great cartoon involving elephants, sheep & tampons that i dare not link to.....

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