h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some of us will manfully struggle and try to compensate for the non-smokers. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it

Oh you are so brave and handsome! *swoon*

I'm doing my bit too, holding up the side for the few remaining smokers

Which side are you holding?

He did very well last night.

A whole 4 hours, in a pub, and no cigarette...

And off to Scotland tomorrow, where the arteries are clogged with batter rather than tar!

You just behave up there, d'ya hear?

You're doing so well - keep going

Have a fab time

So you are going to get tarred and battered?

Don't forget...

Cigarettes aren't bad for you, it is the inhaling from the lit ones that is bad...

One at a time kicks the habit!

CUP and 8" are currently smoking fags in the lounge* and offered me one. I am surprised to say that I had absolutely no desire to accept the offer!


*Translation for Northerners: front room

Go elsewhere. Go on, upstairs or outside. Off you go. Good lad

My auto-suggestion is working!!!

Keep up the good work, and I want to hear those dulcete tones, on Monday, announce 'I survived the whole weekend without a cigarette...'

Go for it! You know it makes sense.

We'll fill him so full of booze and chip fat he'll be in no state to smoke

now your just trying to make me jelous

I'd tell you to get your arse onto the train too but I'm not sure my sister could handle you trying to pee on her blinds in the morning

I wonder if that'll end up on 2legs' headstone?

'Here lies 2legs, Curtain Moistener.'

I will be on the train tomorrow... But heading in a differnt, and slightly shorter distance... too... I'm ment to be packing and just got involved in something odd with the keyboard

Train spotting in Scotland or perhaps deer stalking? In any event, have a good one and find a rare single malt and lift one for me.