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I's proud of ya, roy.

Keep on going, the travel up north and the girly and I will have your babies

BEG

Eh up!

I think my little lapse has done me good - I've barely thought about fags since! But the toast, oh the toast. Mucho toast.

Ooh I am just back from the pub and I had toast and pate as part of my tea, many bottles of vin ago, eek, sounding rather like Legster in my old age

Well done so far Roy. Keep it up! (fnaar fnaar)

Seriously, you're my surrogate non-smoker as of now. I can't do it so you can do it for me.

I feel so much healthier now my surrogate has gone 6 hours without a smoke When do I get to be all self-righteous and sanctimonious?

*this bit written before SWL's post*

I think a little legster sneaks into us all at some point: how well we handle it is the true test of the soul.

Great pate always rhymes with gate,
If it rhymes with shatty it's gonna' be, er, shatty.

Hmmm.

*This bit written after SWL's post*

About two weeks, but I can hurry things up a little by coughing feebly whenever I'm within a foot of a smoker.

' I think a little legster sneaks into us all at some point: '

Can I start practicing my "tutting"?

Oh lordy

Ymmmy.toast and pate! Wait until your palate comes back you'll find food taste so much better. Reasons to keep focused, that and you want to Roy.

And its not only food I guess then that will taste a lot better? hang on... If i quit smoking... say for a month or two... then I'd regain my sense of taste?; just imagine how nice the cigareattes/tobacco might then taste to me only kidding I'm so amazed your doing this well... oh me of little .... faith actually, talking of food.... it is nearly dinner time isn't it?

I spent a few very nice hours with MMF in the Shakespeare's Head this evening. MMF managed to talk me out of having a cigarette several times. When I got home I succumbed and had a rolly.

The rolly gave me a buzz that was similar to heroin but it wore off a lot quicker. Really, it did feel exactly like heroin.

I had another rolly five minutes later and it did nothing.

I'm staggered and somewhat disturbed that we don't have any idea how strong the drug we're using is, nor how shortlived its buzz is.

Eye opening.

Roymondo, I can forgive you one Rolly.

I cannot forgive you two.

After talking you out of three Coffin nails!

And it sounds as though you have commited the cardinal of buying Baccy!!!!

I didn't buy baccy! It was the packet that I gave to CUP.

BTW, tonight was great.

You are welcome anytime.

That is what mates are for.

And ANY support I can give you (including not useing flat-mate's baccy) I am happy to offer.

Days out, evenings in a non-smoking environment... Whatever.

I enjoyed it.

Didn't think we'd survive a 4 hours chat solo!!!



MMF

'Didn't think we'd survive a 4 hours chat solo!!!'

Oh, thanks. I can be good company you know!

You know exactly what I mean...



I am not used to a one-to-one conversation...

Hey! Just give me a JCB and I'll dig myself a bigger hole!



I'm off to before I make it worse.

I knew I shouldn't have this late!!!!

G'night MMF.

Whenever you need to take a look at this post. You're a lovely bloke, you're lovely company, and I reckon you're probably talented too (though I'll reserve judgement until the Thanet Folk Week Meet. Come on boy, get to it!

naughty naughty naughty... another sneaky cigarette

Well even if you fancy one on Saturday you're buggered cos hardly anyone in the SRG smokes