h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't imagine him giving me the good hard seeing to that I generally go for but, well, you know, isn't he just a whole bunch of lovely? I want to hug him till my arms hurt.

but... you told me I was a 'whole bunch of loverly'

Oh darling, you are a whole bunch of lovely! But Mark Owen's cuter!

But... But... you said you'd marry me.... and have my... and tha I was the only... slag....

I never said I had any truck with fidelity! There's love and then there's lust...

Love? Don't talk to me about love. Bluddy humans, santamonious double faced lieing cretanious race of dreamers and half-baked cake-manafacturing ideal thought exterstentialists... Humans... Bah... here I am.... brain the size of a

morning roy not even midnight yet reckon you done it again

Yep. To be honest I've been drunk since Thursday night.

Thought it was a bit longer than that

Roy I tried to send you an email yesterday did you get it ?

mark owen? 'shudder'

i worry about you

Anoldgm - I might have but there's a good chance I marked it as spam. I've been getting a lot of spam of late. Send it again duder!

Oi Serephina! Mark Owen is bloody lovely. I want to cuddle him lots.

>>Thought it was a bit longer than that<<

Oh! How many times has he heard that??

OK, i live a sheltered life. Enlighten me. Who the bloomin' eck is Mark Owen? It sounds like the sort of name spotty yoofs at Junior school would have had, but no doubt he is some steaming great hunk...

zdt

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Well, I would have told you, but the PF decided that my reply upset it!



And I daren't another assessment as it too may be misconstrued.

Suffice to say he has too much and no

I'll try that for size. OH! And I believe he kicks a around a bit!

I will try to email you later sposed to be getting pics of my last bbq with a group pic including my cowboy hat on you wanted to see ausi croc with rattler band later on today, was trying to make the connection so I can send it to you

Ah, one of those. A sort of poor mans Beckhum type maybe? Has the PF clocked onto Beck being used as a substitute for the F word do you think? Where will it end?

*Don't answer that Roymondo or 2legs, we won't get to see it before it gets yikesed & we can guess where you would like it to end...rambles off into smutland....

zdt

Dear BoB Roy, I knew you were sick in the head but Mark Owen, just a day after your whole Sue Pollard revelation.

I worry for your soul mate.

Roymondo, like me, has no soul