h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... is it true that kilts are generally worn without underwear?

(bursts through the door) Thank God I've found you, you are needed desperately in the wicked or silly thread. You mustn't leave, the thread may die without you. That lamer Ubiquitous can't keep it going by himself. (what am I saying, that's me isn't it?) Nonetheless you are needed, three cults is the proper number. Here let me help you get dressed, the kilt would probably impress God, and assure you a spot in the new religion. Come along now, I'll buy you a new bike after the IPO.

yes.

that is, yes, no underwear.

no underwear....
and what on earth is this ubiquitous fellow babbling about???
-saffire

take a peek at

http://www.angelfire.com/on/lummus/Scotland.html

to understand

and if you were referring to me, I'm female.

Aendr is a female nickname

and I bet you I have more hats than most blokes

First you Scots have got to get hold of your selves. And while you’re at it, stop telling every moron who asks, not to wear underwear under a kilt. You invite chafing (and I believe you know this). I have spent some time researching this by lifting the kilts of many Scotsmen, at great risk of life and limb (fun really). Every Scot was wearing boxer shorts, every non-Scot was wearing nothing, having been misled by you Scots. Give them a break, wool is very itchy. WI and I, are involved on another thread, follow if you dare.

Sounds very dangerous! And once again, my name is IW, not WI!

~Irving Washington

kilts are fun...its a shame more guys dont wear them
-saffire

This thread is getting way too long. Anybody still care about it enough to move it? If you don't, it will understand. It will just go into the corner and sulk.

so, lets move to

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19933&thread=29888

last one there gets to wear the mauve chicken costume!

Gotta buzz 'm all.

I must draw the line at Pokemon references. Please, no more.